[ fart noise ]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[wodeworm]

Post by @wodeworm · 1 image

💬 0  🔁 36  ❤️ 63 · Sound Eater II

Sound Eater II returns grid-noise-animator.vercel.app for the wiggles @/TI111310 used ntscQT for the vhs effects

the first form

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[love-ardour-anarchism]

“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.

[stonedtrek]

you kidnap your son after putting a failed hit on him. it’s the first time you’ve seen him in years. he immediately says your outfit is ugly and calls you fat.

[stonedtrek]

you are taken as a prisoner of war. you send a coded message to your son and beg him to come rescue you. you wait, deathly ill, telling everybody that you know he will come for you. he shows up, and you immediately call him stupid.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[circusheart]

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

[qin-shi-huang-di]

bixia....🙇‍♂️before this humble peasant is sent to the great wall......this peon wishes to know how many people have been injured working on it...

hmmm, that's an excellent question! why don't you ask around, while you're performing unpaid, back-breaking labour that takes away from the time you can spend on subsistence farming, and then compile a memorandum for me? the due date is one month from now. do not be late.

also, this "great wall" thing is very catchy! his highness will start using it from now on.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

do you guys like corvee labour or something what do I even do at this point

[qin-shi-huang-di]

peasants, do you LOVE building my grand monuments?

yes bixia!

yes bixia!

Voting ended onJul 17

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

207 votes and none of you have challenged this????

[academyofbrokenhearts]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT LOSER

[academyofbrokenhearts]

Big words coming from someone whose dynasty lasted for 14 years, lmao.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

YEAH WELL HOW MANY YEARS WAS YOUR DYNASTY, PEASANT?

CHECKMATE, TRAITOR!!!!!

#peasantsdni #commonersdni #peonsdni #myempire #qindynastyno1

[rauko]

M.C. Escher | METAMORPHOSIS II (1940)

woodcut in red and black, 19.2cm x 400cm

[xaoca]

lol took me awhile to find this gif again… Escher is GOAT!

[coltonclay]

“Huh why do all the nonbinary and intersex people seem to hate every binary that is dependent on genitals we come up with? Maybe they’re just whiny. Surely the next binary that is dependent on genitals we come up with will show them how much we need binaries that are dependent on genitals.”

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive