i have weak ankles

Follow if you're insecure.

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

[transfemoid]

fine. Be white. See if I care

[crucifvcking]

my dick is simply too big for this nonsense

[fruitblush]

i am not microwave or dishwasher safe

[streetdepot]

[carnival-phantasm]

Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck

[carnival-phantasm]

The idea is doing the opposite, but thanks!

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it, lads!

[unyanizedcatboys]

w-which one did you do

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it!!! 👏👏

[fairycosmos]

when i watch other people my age, i see that they have this kind of effortless way about them that i don’t think i’ll ever have. the way they talk to each other and the way they go out and pursue what interests them without having to think twice about it. the way they know how to conduct themselves, the way it all comes so naturally to them, like breathing or swimming or riding a bike. it’s like they all have something ingrained in them that i just don’t have, and it’s so embarrassing and it’s fucking killing me. i wish i knew how to be okay.

[afieldinengland]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky r like shooting stars

[charlesoberonn]

This is a funny high quality meme but I can’t let it slide without mentioning that BoB believes the moon landing was fake.

[mleczniejsze]

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

You're really angry all the time. If you died, that would stop.

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten I love you

[sovietnam]

[relelvance]

With the canals empty from quarantine, Lara is once again zooming through, beautiful

[manhood]

[doyouandbequiet]

[mountaindulcimer-deactivated201]

Apple spider

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Vinegar

[xaviersboner]

Boots with the fur

[mariopowertennis]

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

[kristina100000]

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

[kristina100000]

😐

[magooni]

To anyone who is feeling sad or anxious about the deadly virus going around or the indefinite break in taking college classes at your university as a necessary precaution, here is a video of my idiot cat

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