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@rnyesika
That’s not how it works
Long story short I had a patient tell me he got cancer from gay people from California So my patient diagnosed with lung cancer told me that he moved away from California because gay people gave him cancer. I asked how. He said that “gays” have unprotected sex with men and woman . I said other people having sex doesn’t cause cancer. He said that it does because it’s windy in California and the…
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Don’t mess with mentally unstable people
One time I was working with legal holds. That’s when we hold our psych patients until the mental facility can take then in. I had a patient who taught me a NEVER mess with psych patients . So I came into the room like he I’m yesika I’m going to be your nurse for today blah blah blah. She looked at me and told me she wanted to be left alone and to shove the meds up my A$$. She didn’t yell she…
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Ungrateful
So, quick story . I was working in the Er one night. Picked up an extra shift because I’m greedy , anyways it was a night I usually don’t work. This lady came in and she overdosed on something Her urine came back positive for several things so take you pick. She was really sick , she coded within the first hour . We did cpr , epi, the whole thing and we were able to regain her pulse. She was…
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X-ray finds 20,000
So police brings in an escort. She was under arrest and confessed to “hiding “ 20,000 worth of chips in her person. Unable to naturally release the chips she was brought to the ER for pain, abdominal distention due to foreign parts. So basically she came in with police, we were made aware of the situation. Did an X-ray and found the chips were deep in her colon . I don’t know how they, at the…
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Bachelor party gone wrong
So one time a groom decided to have his bachelor part in Vegas . He wanted to party and have fun and so did his grooms men. Sooo long story short, the groom got really drunk . His groomsmen wanted to have fun also. So when the groom get so drunk , they decided to put “nair” on his penis and testicles. So nair is a lotion that makes her hair fall. It’s very strong and not meant to be kept on for…
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Er Memories
So one time I had a patient come in and he was stuck. LITERALLY. So one time a man in his 70’s -80’s really high blood pressure…flushed.. anxious. Why???? Well let me back track. So a while back Mountain Dew decided to make “big mouth bottles”. Basically bigger bottle opening size. Ok back to ER , he managed to grease penis inside and when he “finished” his penis got stuck inside the bottle. So…
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Average day working covid Icu units . It was horrible
Average day working covid Icu units . It was horrible
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I’m Back
Hello!!!! So it’s been years since I wrote in here. My last post was about miscarriages, because I had one at 20 weeks and it broke my heart. Then after that I had another one and then another one. So now it’s been around 2 1/2 years and I am finally able to get back to my hobbies.this being one of them. Basically every now and then I’m just gonna share stories about myself Nursing from my eyes.…
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Haunting story from the ICU
So I came in my shift my pt was a 90 year old pt she was sedated and intubated. Diagnosed with AAA, Abdominal aortic aneurysm type A. Basically a bulging or ballon like bubble in the aorta that needs immediate medical attention can result in death by bleeding to death from the inside. Family wanted time to decide what to do so we extubated the pt and waited for the sedation to wear off to get her…
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Early pregnancy some types..facts.. and myths
Early pregnancy loss less then 20weeks is called a spontaneous abortion. After 20, it is called stillbirth. There are different types and causes. So I’m just going to touch on the different varieties with brief descriptions. CHEMICAL PREGNANCY Usually happen before week 5. Some woman aren’t even aware they are pregnant. So the sperm fertilizes the egg, but implantation never happens. The body…
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Why nursing friendships are weird but AMAZING! So where else can you ask someone to wipe while you hold a strangers butt cheeks apart, and it's perfectly normal conversation?
Just one of many reasons to get circumcised... from a professional point of view
Just one of many reasons to get circumcised… from a professional point of view
So ….. yes we are nurses, and yes I would say about 90% of times we are professionals. But I mean, we are human. Just when you think you are prepared for pretty much anything..this happens. So guy comes in with several complaints of pain and different health issues. This and that, so get the usual order, labs, ekg, monitor, insert foley. So basically guy takes clothes off, the foley is ready…
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Things you shouldn't find "inside" your patient's... but you do.
Things you shouldn’t find “inside” your patient’s… but you do.
So you come in to work, get report everything seems normal, and the prior shift leaves. So you go back in to see the patient, and they have a rectal tube, rectal catheter, however you refer to it. So it looks…different. There is liquid in the collection bag , but it’s clear, small amount. Maybe they just change the bag. So you go to flush it and light clear pink tinged water comes out.…
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Yes.....I'm a real nurse
Yes…..I’m a real nurse
Hello everyone and welcome back! if you haven’t figured it out yet my name is Yesika and I am an RN. Hence the name RNYESIKA 😀. But you can call me princess . HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA jokes. I’m full of them and people always ask me am I a real nurse. Yes…yes I am. I am not a writer, I’m not an educator, I’m not an English major… so be patient with me and my writing skills. I’m just a floor nurse…
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The Dark Side of Nursing, and things that accidently end up on your face...
The Dark Side of Nursing, and things that accidently end up on your face…
Recently I had a friend move from med surge to the E.R. My friend loves…Loves..LOVES it. I am an Icu nurse, but I do work in E. R at my other job and I will agree it definitely has it perks. I love her enthusiasm and her spirit its very refreshing, its cute, but then you remember the dark side…the part you dread…the OMG DID THAT JUST HAPPEN part of nursing. The gross side. Here are just a…
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Don't be afraid of the prolapsed uterus
Don’t be afraid of the prolapsed uterus
So one day I came to work, and settled in , sipped on my red bull, and threw on my gloss, priorities. So my coworker, dayshifter, starts giving me report, the usual, then my last pt. my coworker tell me that my pt has a gross looking tumor on her “private area”. I’m like ok…. interesting… keep going, coworker informs me that they have been keeping it moist and there is a chuck (hospital bed pad)…
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How my work week started nursing in vegas....sigh
How my work week started nursing in vegas….sigh
So I started my work week with lil surprise. Emphasis on little. So I open the door to our ICU floor, to be welcomed by alarms, beeping, more beeping, and hello’s. Dayshift nurse already trying to give me report as I walk to the breakroom to put my stuff down. Put my stuff away, throw on some gloss, smooth my scrubs, and grab a paper for report. Two pt”s, blah blah blah, one intubated, one not,…
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