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Indie Rotom AI OC. Semi-selective, mutuals only.

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█ « Puhuhu!  Who needs love anyways?  It’s such a pain having to depend on other people for your own happiness!  Pupu! »

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@ketzerhund​ decided to: feed bc guess whose been fucking around with that error code string to make Other Monstrosities as a pass time. This one's durian-ish, but with ham hock undertones.

█ THE MEMORIES OF THAT BANANA FLAVORED ABOMINATION WERE STILL WITH HIM.  Yet, as another program is offered to him, his compliance in downloading &&. running it says completely otherwise.

It is just as horrific &&. indescribable as the first time...impossibly so, like picturing a brand new color as it takes senses he doesn’t possess on his own &&. forces them to subject him to unspeakable atrocities against nature &&. common sense.

« ... »  A strange, whirring, whining sound comes from him, his body’s attempt at inventing its own gag reflex in lieu of the one it lacks.  He doesn’t have enough information on what tastes like what to be able to pick out the specific parts of this abomination.  His face goes slack as he starts to drool a bit of ectoplasm.

Eventually, the plasma surrounding his core sparks out for a moment as the process is forcibly stopped, removing all traces of that horrendous durian &&. ham hock combination, tasting more like digitalized sick more than anything really.

After a brief moment to get all of his systems back online &&. in sync, he’s right back to his jovial self, « Pupupupu!  That was terrible!  It was even worse than whatever that banana stuff was. »  That’s a compliment, somehow.

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@intcrpol​ decided to: Feed.

█ HE LOOKED AT THE FOOD, then at the man, then back to the food, &&. then back at the man, that silly little grin of his never faltering.

« Hey...pal...I can’t eat that...or, anything for that matter, pupupu! »

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Hex has appeared! What to do?

Kneel down Feed Make them mine Play dead

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█ « Pupu!  Pupupu!  Imagine having to breathe.  »

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WHAT POKEMON ARE YOU?

█ « Pupupu!  That’s great and all, but I like being me best. »

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█ A THREAT?

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█ « Ah-! » ( Quiz Link )

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█ « Puhuhuhu!  Boy!  This guy thinks he’s something! » ( Quiz Link )

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█ « It’s the latest sensation sweeping the nation!  It’s what you’ve all been waiting for.  Iiiit’s- Quiz time.  Pupupu!  Who knows…maybe I’ll do something special for whoever scores a 10!  Unless…you cheat for it.  Upupu!  Pupupupupupupu!  Do your best-!»

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█ HE’S A DOLT, lacks fundamental comprehension skills, &&. he’s unpopular.

...he’s been utterly DEFEATED.

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augurhound​:

〔 I knew what it meant without proper syntax. And the test is to see how well you know me. So you should be thinking from my point of view. It isn’t my fault you can’t properhy comprehend my method and formatting for mathematics; the answer I wanted was the one I selected as the correct one. 〕

   He shrugs his heavy metal shoulders.

〔 If it makes you feel better. You did much better at the others than anybody else. Other than that hacker. That makes me feel good inside. 〕

█ « Gh-! »  This guy!  What was this feeling welling up inside of him?  It made his processors work without producing any output.  What did any of that besides the last question even have to do with knowing him?  It was confounding.  It was confusing.  It was an utter DOUBLE SLAP to his pride &&. existence as both a piece of modern ingenuity &&. a companion AI.

He was supposed to be on top!

He was supposed to get these things!

He was supposed to be the one besting others, not the other way around-!

He didn’t get it, huh?  He didn’t understand?  He lacked the comprehensive ability to keep up, was it?

« ...pupu...upupupu- »

« Puhuhuhu!  You’re not like the others at all, are you?  Fine...I’ll admit...in trying to pick your brain apart I totally failed, pupu!  So that’s why...I wanna play even more with you!  Dealing with humans and their machines is making me complacent.  You on the other hand, you’re a real challenge-!  If I saw the world through your eyes, I bet even the greatest puzzles mankind could muster would be a cinch, pupupu! »   

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@ro-tom​ replied:

« Bzzt-! I’ll fight you on those first two! »

〔 Mathematical word association and missing information decryption and function calculator. It isn’t my fault you can’t recognize those basic concepts in front of you. 〕

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█ « Don’t look down on me, you-!  Just because you’re [ r¶© ] at writing math problems out doesn’t suddenly make you smart!  There’s no definitive way to tell what x or y equals conclusively with what was presented!  Therefore the ‘correct’ answer is still incorrect!  3x-y = 12 can be fulfilled with an infinite number of substitutions, even as simple as x = 4 and y = 0! »

« Your little prime game is just as junk too!  It’s popular mathematical theory that of course every even number above 2 can be created as the sum of two primes but if you write them out like 135 instead of 13 and 5 like a normal person of course it’s going to look like nonsense!!  What’s the matter?  Ran outta memory writing out the answers so you had’ta skip on proper syntax?  Upupupupupupu! »

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█ « It’s the latest sensation sweeping the nation!  It’s what you’ve all been waiting for.  Iiiit’s- Quiz time.  Pupupu!  Who knows...maybe I’ll do something special for whoever scores a 10!  Unless...you cheat for it.  Upupu!  Pupupupupupupu!  Do your best-! »

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Why go to a mountain when there's a ghost right... HERE!

█ « GZZKT-!  AIEEE!  Wh-WHERE?! »

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█ « A haunted mountain?  Sounds like fun!  Pupupu!  I’d love to go to a haunted mountain.  As a ghost, I’m immune to getting cursed, don’tcha know?  Upupu! »

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█ « Whatever’s going on...wasn’t me-!  Pupupupu! »