let me think about that

my nsfw+fic blog cause Im ashamed

[roadkill-square]

I dont wanna freak post on main so here I am

interactions from @square-opossums

currently thinking about: Mission Impossible + Portal

[convocation-conduit]

My take on Eridian reproduction from my Scientific Method fic. Feel free to use in your own fanworks; credit is appreciated but not necessary <3 please cred if you repost the diagram though

(Also would anyone be interested in prints? minus the meme for plausible deniability lol)

[apolladay]

Choose a genital situation for yourself! The catch: no standard human arrangements allowed

-none, thank you

-cloaca

-prehensile tentacle

-ovipositor

-detachable penis, a la octopuses

-female spotted hyena clitorophallus

-four penis heads on one shaft, like an echidna

-marsupial-esque three vaginal canals

-snake hemipenis

-bigenital/bigonadal situation--the one who loses the swordfight gets pregnant, like with slugs

-I'll just perform genetic exchange through conjugation like bacteria

-something else (do share in the comments!)

Choose a genital situation for yourself! The catch: no standard human arrangements allowed

none, thank you

cloaca

prehensile tentacle

ovipositor

detachable penis, a la octopuses

female spotted hyena clitorophallus

four penis heads on one shaft, like an echidna

marsupial-esque three vaginal canals

snake hemipenis

bigenital/bigonadal situation*

I'll just perform genetic exchange through conjugation like bacteria

something else (do share in the comments!)

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

* the one who loses the swordfight gets pregnant, like with slugs

[hiveswap]

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

[villainwithacrush]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[kawsem]

life drawing

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[realpersonfacts]

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

[realpersonfacts]

in real life the best thing in the world is divorce. in FICTION the best thing in the world is when two people who should be divorced stay together and miserable forever. followed closely by divorce

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for