slut for my goalies

𐔌❤︎ ͡𐦯 Samantha Rose, she/her, 29, hockey fan. If you think there's something wrong with me, you're probably right. ପ❤︎ଓ

[goaliebunny]

Samantha Rose, 29, disabled in many ways, not normal about hockey.

18+ Only 🔞

I'm of the belief that texting should be supplementary rather than the main form of communication. Please keep this in mind, there will be a test.

I'm a mentally ill open book incapable of taking anything seriously.

Right wingers eat shit, anti-abortionists eat extra shit and understand that I want you dead. I take no criticism on this, take it or leave it. 🙂‍↕️

My teams (when not biased by playoffs):

Favorite NHL Players:

Jakub Dobeš

Jesper Wallstedt

Sidney Crosby

Macklin Celebrini

Brandon Bussi

Honorable Mention: Nick Suzuki.

Extra Notes

I don't get notified for notifications on Tumblr and I will not be changing that. Ask for my discord and I'll give it to you. (Not mutual-exclusive, btw.)

I post a lot of Heated Rivalry things, but I try to be good about tagging stuff (in general).

PSN is available upon request. Do not expect good gameplay.

I'm a rat parent and vastly prefer them over dogs or cats or birds.

[hudsonswilliams]

💋💋

[hearteyesilya]

another good ernie save ◡̈

|| chicago white sox vs. toronto blue jays || july 18th, 2026 ||

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[venlazlo]

gg no heals

mizuyang // seaturtle

[miwurii]

gg our supports are making out in the backline

[isaaic-deactivated20171212]

Send me ✒️ and I’ll write your URL in my handwriting along with a little note about what I think of you!

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[greelin]

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

underrated shane smiles [2/?]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[circusheart]

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

‎

[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

[gsirvitor]

[castielafflicted]

mens thighs.

[castielafflicted]

men should be wearing shorter shorts

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day