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People always say men ain't shit, but you know who really ain't shit? Me, I'm so fucking constipated

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Fuck it *uploads all of my fanfiction onto GitHub*

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"Zhu Li, do the thing"

*Zhu Li slops Varrick silly*

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Just making out with the boys

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Bitches say they don't like ASMR but have an orgasm at the car wash

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Umm... I just found this on IMDB?!?! (ITS REAL)

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Is this for real or is it just a joke?

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ITS 100% REAL BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T FIND IT AGAIN?!?!

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Umm... I just found this on IMDB?!?! (ITS REAL)

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I can't believe Square Enix forgot "Axel's hips don't lie" in Melody of Memory

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yo how did Dr Doolittle even get his doctorate that dude does soooo little lol

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BREAKING

KFC Releases Shocking New Chocolate Pudding Desert Dish They're Calling "Finger Lickin Pud'"

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what if the vengaboys were french

Oui Oui Like To Party

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You guys can celebrate Biden winning, but we all know that America won't truly heal until a true American is in office

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The fact that none of you have reblogged this... shake my dang head

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i

Can never stop thinking

about how farts

Are you're b hole pogging

😔

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cholesterol poisoning

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You guys can celebrate Biden winning, but we all know that America won't truly heal until a true American is in office

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