#linguine

[daily-deliciousness]

Lemon garlic shrimp linguine pasta

[pastabracket]

pasta shape bracket quarterfinals

linguine

egg noodles

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

[lovertm]

pasta dishes by msiqra

[ethicallysourcedsustainablepolls]

pick one

pasta dishes

rice dishes

Voting ended onMar 2

[morethansalad]

Marry Me Pasta (Vegan)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who is "Al Dente"

The Al Dente Paradox states that the human urinary system is too short to hold a spaghetti but too thin to hold a linguine. The acts for which the paradox was named after Albert Dente are neither my fault nor responsibility.

[rabbitclan]

RABBITCLAN’S JOURNEY #17!

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almost two years of rabbitclan eep we creep closerrr!! in game of course. but anyways hello whats everyones thoughts on these pages! i worked very very hard on these ones making them super epic so i hope yall like them <3 thanks for reblogging !!

this probably wont be explored further so ill just mention here that cherubi and brackenfall have beef because cherubi was dating owlsongs dad and she was not quite abusive but certainly toxic, and when he left and got with brackenfall, it infuriated cherubi. she swore to destroy all of thunderclan but it seems like someone beat her to it. LOL get rekt grandma

[iglowindark]

Linguine - Temporary Score: 7

Description: Flattened spaghetti, "little tongues". Great name for a human being controlled by a rat.

First Take Points: 4 - i really wanted to make linguine with shellfish (clams or shrimp or maybe even lobster), but i was just so extra lazy and did not want to put to sea (or like, go to a store), so i just made a a buttery garlicky sauce and shredded some leftover chicken and it was really quite good!

Remix Bonus Points: 2 - i haven't remixed it yet. BUT, i am giving it points because i think it would go really well in a thai chicken noodle inspired sauce base, and i also think it would go really well in a stir-fry featuring oyster sauce. it holds sauce well for just being flat.

Amusement Points: 3 - i dunno, there's nothing inherently entertaining about flattened spaghetti? ok, you could cook it and then use it as wraps to create a Pasta Mummy. that's fun to think about. also i'm giving it an extra point because it really IS a great name for a chef (rat-driven or otherwise) or just a person in general, and i feel like i should give all of my friends pasta-based nicknames now! except that they'll find this ranking and think that their nickname reflects where i would rank them personally out of all humanity and that's super unfair i would never rank my friends that way, they should know better really, all humans exist on a binary to me: 1 (they are tolerable and i like - sometimes LOVE! - them) or 0 (ew, people, gross)

Annoyance Deductions: 2 - my bias against long pasta is well established at this point. minus 1, go sit long-ly in the corner. also this pasta is no good for throwing and or dropping. it has no structural superiorities (not being round and all), so it just breaks.

Alternative Uses: well, see my above note on Pasta Mummy. or, let's harken back to the literal translation of "little tongues", if you had a large, lifesized Pasta Snake, this would indeed be the perfect little tongue; we'd need to cut a groove in it to help our PastaSnake smell/taste/see better. Patsy Pasta Snake needs a backstory now. submissions are open!