robbie

dan and phil blog he/him the original gangster

[ari-adne-111]

Confidential ink roller won't save you buddy

[a-tear-in-space]

Why do they look like cunty mean twink fashion designers who call their clients "darling" and lowkey bully them while still giving them great advice (photos not mine I stole them from twitter but idk the original source I'm sorry)

[girldan-pip]

"your back arch, it’s more like a sphinx” this is proof that dan is a big fat liar and was just straight up gatekeeping phil's back arch

[robbi3333]

PHIL JUST FRIENDZONED DAN IN MY TOMODACHI, AND NOW HE'S DEPRESSED. WHAT DO I EVEN DO???

edit: nvm dan gave him a cinnamon roll and he said yes

[robbi3333]

the dildo of life never comes lubed...

[ahappydnp]

I’ve been reading fanfic lately and I’ve just read my second one where Phil says Dan smells warm. So Im guessing Phil actually said that somewhere? Or is that just a really weird coincidence

2009

2017 (x)

[cuntholicism]

this is a dangerous template

[robbi3333]

phil is so full of joy to get a rise out of dan :,)

[robbi3333]

the ao3 curse alive and well…

[robbi3333]

$1600 watch out dad that inheritance has got to come early

[robbi3333]

not proof of me being down bad for square hair dan on my old ipad…

[danisnotonfired]

[robbi3333]

the ao3 curse alive and well…

[robbi3333]

me when i lowkirkenuinely post a new chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77761656/chapters/203858961#workskin

im feeling so productive right now...i wonder how long for

[reunitedinterlude]

‘just a couple of boys’ -> ‘just two partners’ pipeline

[robbi3333]

:,)

[robbi3333]

hi all, i have delved into the ao3 fanfic writing for the first time since 2016...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77761656?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_1092037701

this is it...

[girldan-pip]

"depressing dagger eyes" dan howell is a big fat LIAR

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻