Dat boi

[Local Monkey] https://robbin-da-bank.tumblr.com/random

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[luminouslumity]

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

[depsidase]

[90s-2000s-barbie]

System of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (2005)

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[dailycatsblog]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[mollybeenoel]

[nessa007]

so i just saw obsession

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[behonkiss-deactivated20191001]

When personal squabbles take priority over saving the world

[animusrox]

[onnie-giri]

drew the gaang ⭐

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[greytune]

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[that-house]