every pole’s a goal

previously bonofucker

[robertfalconscott]

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[missjeanjacket]

[modogoblin]

[robkellycreative]

[tyger-land]

Solveig Dommartin (1961-2007) in 𝙐𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 1991.

[crawfishcomic]

Overcompensation

[scandalousadventures]

Eraserhead baby makes waffles for you!

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[robertfalconscott]

sandra hüller delivering a michael caine performance opposite ryan gosling’s kermit the frog is very dear to me HOWEVER the illusion is totally broken by that fuckass harry styles song

[thegirlwithaclockheart]

I just saw this on Pinterest and for some reason I really want it

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[werewolfetone]

Does anyone else know about the version of the "I used to be so scared of vampires" but someone changed vampires to danny devito post where someone changed it AGAIN from danny devito to eamon de valera. I know I didn't hallucinate it

[werewolfetone]

I swear to god this isn't edited at all

[edwardseymour]

tonight we let the peglar papers talk