evil dr robby (enjoyer)

santos is actually my favourite character. tme

[robinavitchbitch]

to the tune of lmfao sorry for party rocking Sorry For Fandom Blogging

main account: @saltwaterembolism

[kingdonagegap]

I need mel to get sloppy drunk and piss herself when langdon drives her home Thanks

[gromcom]

someone to call my lover 💌

[alexisneverokay]

I think robby gets so horny he has to go to the bathroom to jerk off whenever dennis gets an unfortunate liquid spilt on him on shift. blood? hot. piss? even more so. even mylanta makes dennis look delicious as it drips off of him and onto the floor. its too much for robby at least, who can only thinking of cumming all over the younger man.

[saltwaterembolism]

changed the theme of my silverflint fic from call me ishmael by get cape wear cape fly to sing another song boys by leonard cohen, which makes me feel significantly more basic (its exactly 1 step removed from hozier lyric titles but several times more pretentious). But the song is like literally about the merchant of venice and i did decide to throw a copy in there as set dressing for ch2. Also its lowkey just a better song. More silverflint atleast

[robinavitchbitch]

Its actually the most eleanor guthrie song to ever exist and nothing to do with silverflint at all im just doing fandom misogyny under the excuse that "idrc about charles vane"

[saltwaterembolism]

his fingernails, i see them broken

John wonders how an educated man fucks. He has taken his fair share of unhappy wives in the past, so the usual wager is not very well. But educated men don't fight like Flint. Their bodies don't become whips and they don't reckon themselves as animal. Educated men are thoroughly divorced from the matter of their own bodies-- it comes inalienably with the territory. And Silver likes a thrill, but he isn't mean, and that is as good as gentle for many. Fashions himself into water and manoeuvres around his lovers like the breaking surf. But Flint is mean. As hard and sharp as his namesake, with a temper broiling under the aloof surface that is never as far from igniting as he might like to put across. John and casts a glance around the shared quarters. No-one would care too much, even if they aren't asleep. And they already don't like him anyway. He slips a hand down the front of his britches and takes his fattening cock in hand. He'd felt the bite of the rocks at his back then at the wrecks at sundown and hadn't immediately wanted to sink to his knees-- had been more preoccupied with ensuring his own survival, first-- but had certainly thought about it later that night. And the next one. And he's a creative man, so he thinks about it again now. Extrapolates.

>read the rest

3.5k, rated E, ch. 1/2 posted

[robinavitchbitch]

im taking your "dilf" senior attending and im putting "him" on estradiol valerate 2mg subQ injections once a week moving up to 4mg/week after 4 weeks and then 6mg/week after 3 months in perpetua, with supplementary oral bicalutamide 50mg tablets once a day as antiandrogen therapy and 6 monthly DHT, T, E and LFT bloods monitoring. And we're all so happy for her.

[saltwaterembolism]

Get Cape,

John wonders how an educated man fucks. He has taken his fair share of unhappy wives in the past, so the usual wager is not very well. But educated men don't fight like Flint. Their bodies don't become whips and they don't reckon themselves as animal. Educated men are thoroughly divorced from the matter of their own bodies-- it comes inalienably with the territory. And Silver likes a thrill, but he isn't mean, and that is as good as gentle for many. Fashions himself into water and manoeuvres around his lovers like the breaking surf. But Flint is mean. As hard and sharp as his namesake, with a temper broiling under the aloof surface that is never as far from igniting as he might like to put across. John and casts a glance around the shared quarters. No-one would care too much, even if they aren't asleep. And they already don't like him anyway. He slips a hand down the front of his britches and takes his fattening cock in hand. He'd felt the bite of the rocks at his back then at the wrecks at sundown and hadn't immediately wanted to sink to his knees-- had been more preoccupied with ensuring his own survival, first-- but had certainly thought about it later that night. And the next one. And he's a creative man, so he thinks about it again now. Extrapolates.

>read the rest

3.5k, rated E, ch. 1/2 posted

[saltwaterembolism]

Get Cape,

John wonders how an educated man fucks. He has taken his fair share of unhappy wives in the past, so the usual wager is not very well. But educated men don't fight like Flint. Their bodies don't become whips and they don't reckon themselves as animal. Educated men are thoroughly divorced from the matter of their own bodies-- it comes inalienably with the territory. And Silver likes a thrill, but he isn't mean, and that is as good as gentle for many. Fashions himself into water and manoeuvres around his lovers like the breaking surf. But Flint is mean. As hard and sharp as his namesake, with a temper broiling under the aloof surface that is never as far from igniting as he might like to put across. John and casts a glance around the shared quarters. No-one would care too much, even if they aren't asleep. And they already don't like him anyway. He slips a hand down the front of his britches and takes his fattening cock in hand. He'd felt the bite of the rocks at his back then at the wrecks at sundown and hadn't immediately wanted to sink to his knees-- had been more preoccupied with ensuring his own survival, first-- but had certainly thought about it later that night. And the next one. And he's a creative man, so he thinks about it again now. Extrapolates.

>read the rest

3.5k, rated E, ch. 1/2 posted

[saltwaterembolism]

pls help. im trying to think of a phrase.

to go where the $ is. I dont think veneers is the right word. Its something like "plausible deniability", but i think in a single word. Ive looked up "acceptable facade" synonyms. The idea that im trying to get across is that flint needs some verisimilitude of an excuse in order to engage in flint in this. Like a good enough reason. Im dying. I cant move on. I think it might start with a p? Who knows. please send me words.

[robinavitchbitch]

Pls help me (^my other blog). If i finish this then i might be freed and i might then be able to write another pittfic. I beg u

[lostlamblizzie]

[lostlamblizzie]

[bobbato]

[robinavitchbitch]

speaking of your preference for repressed rabbot have you been reading my service dog dennis on ao3…its hucklerabbot but the rabbot side of the triangle is repressed old men using dennis as an outlet for their own desire. it may be your vibe. heed the tags tho it’s a lot of dubcon

i have nottt send us the link please 🙏

[robinavitchbitch]

we have to save the hospital gloria. you have to give me soft restraints and tranqs. and then we'll put on the best goddamn talent show this city has ever seen. Where i'll torture whitaker, as some kind of sacrificial lamb or perhaps omelas baby

[robinavitchbitch]

i feel like rabbot could be really good if only there was something out there that recognised that theyre both probably really repressed and weird about penetration But theres a lot you can do psychosexually speaking even with the humble handjob

[robinavitchbitch]

of course i understand that for many people the operative fantasy of old man slash fiction is a cutesy like normal maxxing wish fulfillment thing. however i like playing with my character dolls to invent ways for two mildly homophobic kinsey 1's to have super intense sex with each other

[robinavitchbitch]

i feel like rabbot could be really good if only there was something out there that recognised that theyre both probably really repressed and weird about penetration But theres a lot you can do psychosexually speaking even with the humble handjob