just whelmed.

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                                “ you are a wayne first, and an al ghul second. ”

                                                            written by riley.

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a quick update on this blog: i’m working on revamping everything here except icons (i’ve already replaced the header and promo) and as soon as i’m finished with that, i’ll be back to doing replies on a (hopefully) regular basis!!

meet the mun;

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NAME: Riley ™

ALIAS[ES]: uh. birdie, sinner, etc

GENDER | SPECIES: We Just Don’t Know | probably human

PLACE OF BIRTH: florida

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, spanish

OCCUPATION: high school student, babysitter

DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS:  not really | no | no

LIKE[S]: comics, writing, drawing, music, rock climbing, reading, learning

DISLIKE[S]: people who think jason todd was a bad robin, the young justice writers, the new 52 as a whole

FEAR[S]: overly personal questions (see what i did there)

PERSONALITY TRAITS:  friendly, loudmouthed, e???motional, protective, anxious

DISORDERS?: A Whole Lotta

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOR: black

EYE COLOR: brown

HEIGHT: 5′3

TATTOOS: no

PIERCINGS: ears, bout to go get my nose done

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: older sister

PARENT[S]: mom, dad

CHILDREN: the entire batfamily

PET[S]:3 dogs, 7 cats, a ferret, and a bamboo plant named jeffery

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: biromantic/asexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: it’s complicated

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          ‘ why isn’t anyone ever just WHELMED? ’

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bruce wayne & dick grayson in young justice #12.

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EAT ASSHOLE

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I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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hey everyone!!

good news: i’m back!!

bad news: i broke my fukcing. toe

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waynerobin liked for a starter!

     “ uh. ”

     dick blinks once. twice. rubs his eyes under the domino mask, and pinches his own arm. this kid in front of him wears the same -- well, a similar -- costume and knows his moves, but he’s definitely NOT him.  the boy’s hair is too short, his skin is darker, and he looks a heck of a lot more vicious. and tiny. he’s too well-trained to just be a fanboy, though, that’s for sure. there’s kevlar in his suit too, something that little kids can’t easily acquire. it’s... confusing, to say the least.

     “ who -- who are you? where did you get that costume? ”

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my last starter call kinda got buried in this blog and it’s like, weeks old, so i’m just gonna make a new one. that happens to be this post. so. mutuals ❤ this for a short starter?

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things i probably should not do with a neck injury: rock climb and swing on the trapeze things i do with a neck injury: rock climb and swing on the trapeze

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i’m literally about ready to pass out, so i’m gonna turn in for the night tbh. i won’t be on here a whole lot tomorrow bc i’ve got a busy day (gonna go help a friend with her science project and work on my cosplay), so if you wanna talk feel free to add me on skype @ damiwaynes!! night everyone!!

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" d-did you see what they did to me? " ( p sure i've sent u one of these before but just fuck me up :^) )

     “ ... i’m sorry. “

     dick’s nimble fingers reach up to unclasp his cape and he leans over to drape the fabric over the other boy’s shaking shoulders, using it as a makeshift shock blanket. he knows it won’t help much in this situation, but at least it’s a barrier from the harsh chill of the autumn air. because of COURSE, it started snowing. in the middle. of september. just their luck.

     dick stands slowly, because man, does his leg hurt, and sudden movements might spook the boy right now. every part of him aches -- he just wants to go home, it hurts -- but he forces himself up, because there are much more important things at stake here. 

     tentatively, he reaches a hand out towards the slumped form in front of him. it won’t do either of them any good, sitting out here and bleeding freely on the concrete. if blood loss doesn’t do them in, hypothermia will. 

     he spits blood, (probably from a knocked tooth; there’s no internal damage, as far as he can tell) sighs, and says through chattering teeth:

     “ we should -- we should g-go. zeta t-to the c-cave, ” and oh, dick hates the how he stutters with the cold, even if he does know it’s good because it means his body’s natural heating mechanisms are kicking in and that means he’ll be okay. “ there’s -- bandages. a-and stuff. there. you’ll -- you’ll be okay. it’ll be okay. ” 

     he tries for a smile, and fails miserably.

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Post-trauma sentence meme (angst)

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Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Oh my God. Can you hear me?”

“Breathe. Come on… breathe, please…”

“What did they do to you?”

“D-Did you see what they did to me?”

“It didn’t hurt this much at first…”

“How long has that been bleeding?”

“It’s okay. You’re going to be okay.”

“I thought they were going to kill me…”

“I thought I’d never get out of there.”

“Oh, thank God you’re okay!”

“Can you tell me what happened?”

“Shh… Shh, I’m here… It’s okay, it’s over…”

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   now that i think about it, the flying graysons’ deaths were probably like??? a VERY publicized thing.

   because come on. it’s not every day the members of a famous circus trapeze act are murdered. in gotham. leaving behind a nine year old child. it would get a lot of coverage. dick would’ve gotten hounded by the press, ESPECIALLY after bruce took him in because well. bruce wayne adopting a kid is a Pretty Major Thing. 

   and now i’m really sad imagining dick turning on the tv only for it to be some gross news channel gossiping about his family. how there’s been no new leads in the grayson murder case, how it probably wasn’t even foul play because they were in the circus and accidents happen, how bruce wayne’s new “charity case” is faring. 

   he caught glimpses of the morning newspapers bruce read, occasionally. once, one of the crime scene photos from the circus was on the front page. bruce ripped it up and burned it, but the damage was already done. it was a pretty rough day, after that.

   and when the press swarmed, they asked some really personal questions. questions that grown ass adults should not be asking nine year old children. bruce broke some guy’s camera at one point. he laughed it off and acted like it was a total accident, but the look in his eyes said that it definitely wasn’t. people kind of backed off after that.

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     “ do you think wally would eat a bug if i put it in his bag of chips?  ‘cause it’s a really tempting idea right now. ”