i cannot make speeches

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[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[janeaustentextposts]

If there was to be a new Persuasion adaptation, who would you cast as the leads and why?

JOHN. BOYEGA. WENTWORTH.

Like he would...mmm...quietly resentful anger and performative flirtation dissolving into open-hearted warmth and genuine fear that he’s lost the only woman he can ever love?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magspag]

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

[circleturk]

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

[findingfeather]

I feel EXTREMELY called out rn.

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[literatureausten]

Mr. Darcy's first proposal in a nutshell:

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

*feels sad about something* oh well, at least I have my superior taste in arts & culture

[phoebebuffay]

[namtan]

I feel keenly how another life has changed the arc of my own forever. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society (2018), dir. Mike Newell

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[xenobites]

[sodiumprince-moved-deactivated2]

You’re wondering, ‘What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?’

[ceeyoutea]

[daenerys-stormborn]

Daenerys Targaryen + dragon scales on her outfits (requested by anon)

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[potoo-reblogs]

[adventurelandia]

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