[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[furryprovocateur]

sooooo many sexuality labels only exist because you are all afraid of the freedom that bisexuality offers

[furryprovocateur]

advice to all bisexuals: never post about bisexuality or you will attract the "do what you want forever" tumblr user

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[hipsternumbertwo]

Have you ever thought how scorpions do it? 🦂

[brawltogethernow]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[undercitytwerkteam]

when people are making fun of weird fetishes but it’s your weird fetish

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[sugarmountainspring]

[exuberantocean]

Weightlifting 🤝 crochet/knitting

"Apparently I can't count for shit"

[jetix]

This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place

[risarat]

This image low-key goes hard ngl

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr