roboftools

Cyclist, photographer and general nerd, awesome things I find on the internet

[thenatsdorf]

Mlem mlem mlem

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Me flavored water

[pwesident]

Taste Like

Stinky

[piss-bong]

2020 for me has just been "am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism" and I'm really getting tired of it

[piss-bong]

2020 mood

[left-reminders]

[d-e-l-i-g-h-t-e-d]

@ladytumblrlover

[e-lodicolo]

[animentality]

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[ruthion]

:3

[roboftools]

Honey badger reallly don’t give a whuuuut

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[kitty]

[sandersstudies]

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

[roboftools]

Sweet backflip kitty

[whitepeopletwitter]

[roboftools]

Yeah

[sirfrogsworth]

Death Kitty: The Box of Temptation

Flattery (and bribery) will get you everywhere. 

[justsomeantifas]

regardless of my political affiliations, i just realized the democrats could have an absolutely incredible slogan in the next presidential race: hindsights 2020, vote democrat

[memescomedy]

[foointerrupted]

I legit dropped a marker yesterday and lost my shit.

[elizabyss333]

Relevant

[tur80]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[great-tweets]

hmm, i wonder

[andthesunstillrises]

“potential to understand the barriers facing ethnic minorities” the dude…. was literally Jewish………… and denied opportunities for being Jewish…….

[noparlpf]

Imagine getting paid to be this wrong.

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[stuffandylikesyeah]