Do not.

16/M/Houston I reserve all rights to knock you out if you touch me. [Indie AU Dirk Strider]

[robomechanix]

I am in this constant state of both being fully alert and exhausted. What kind of fresh new hell is this supposed to be? 

[robomechanix]

[ocelotkind]

you know ive got no idea at all whether or not that score is right on either of our ends but hey to even out the playing ground you strangely resemble my older brother but like if he was a shitton younger because hes old as fuck although not as old as my eldest bro but thats kind of a given dees just top dog at the moment although im not exactly sure he enjoys that fact because it means hes stuck with babysitting us and having to deal with the chaos that is the strider apartment represent

god save you indeed though if thats up your alley i promise not to suddenly team up with this mystery brother of yours and try to ruin your life though not like those awful movies or shittier books with the worst plot twists in the history of plot twists like gasp twins but not twins time for devilry like lmao no thanks man even im a little sick of that one 

the names dave but i guess i can go by cassiel too thats my middle name even if its dumb as fuck named after some arch angel or something thats related to the death of kings or some shit like that a spectator or something like that even though im not big on that kind of stuff 

and yours is

[robomechanix]

I appreciate you sparing me the details though I'm sure they're a tale to behold. I'm not going to delve into my family life as it sounds like you have your own personal grasp on a similar situation and boy do I hate being hella redundant. If you need the details maybe I'll give you a little tour of our family trailer and you'll get the gist. 

How sweet of you, Dave. I've never been more endeared to a sibling lookalike in the entirety of my young life. Though I'm a fan of shitty literature, I wouldn't enjoy living out one like that. Do make care not to let David's ideas cloud your mind of what common sense you do have.

My name is Dirk and it's a pleasure to meet you. I mean that as whole-heartedly as I possibly can. 

[tgypoqueenarchive]

well thatll do it

[robomechanix]

In most cases I would only hope so. Unless you've got some crazy wizarding shit happening and I don't know much about the logistics in those sort of situations. 

[robomechanix]

revolutionarytachism started following you

temerariousgodhead started following you

 Are my eyes deceiving me or are these two blogs I shouldn't follow back of the precedence of you both heavily resembling my annoying brother? God save me.

[tgypoqueenarchive]

omfg well ty magical airplane this is roxy speakin how are u doin that 

[robomechanix]

A not very complex speaker system built into the planes hull, is probably how. 

[robomechanix]

tgypoqueen started following you

Hello this is your captain speaking, welcome to air 'Dirk Strider' I hope you enjoy your flight. 

[robomechanix]

Guess who got free pizza? This guy. 

[robomechanix]

[robomechanix]

Blogging from under a shitty mini van, hell yeah. 

[robomechanix]

Good morning world. 

[robomechanix]

I have to get up in two hours and lay under a car for the better part of the day. Peace out. 

[aboynameddavid-deactivated20221]

[robomechanix]

Yeah I'm just going to play Mario until my thumbs fall off or something else interesting shows up.

[robomechanix]

yeezily started following you

Hello my name is Dirk and everything I own smells like motor oil. 

[robomechanix]

My entire dash is some guy fucking cars. I have never had less regrets when it came to following someone.

[robomechanix]