37, he/him. skullshrooms on ao3. glass artist. nerd. at the confluence of nature and tech. current obsessions are disco elysium, star trek, and whatever song is in my head.
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like ābeing heldā and ābeing wantedā CAN and WILL be humiliating if theyāre intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like youāre going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.
I went to what I thought was a tarot card reader cause I figured it would be fun but she told me there is an evil entity attached to me lol. I'm annoyed that she tried to scare me, but even if that shit was true, I swear to god, I will forge a good time on this rock with my bare hands if I have to.
I've been watching @the-introducer 's Kim litter bug discourse and while I haven't seen any of the "Kim deserves better" points first hand I'd like to put my two cents into the pot.
This is their vibe the entire game. They think each other hilarious. "kIm DeSeRvEs BeTtEr" My brother in dolorianism, he chooses to riff off the insane things Harry says because its hilarious. At minimum they're best friends, at maximum they're freak4freak.
anyway imagine this conversation is taking place while Harry is knuckle deep in a corpse's bullet wound and Kim is taking notes for max realism.
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