evil gays

arthur | he/them | 25 | i was here in 2014

[breadfrom-space]

Stone and his giant eggman plush

[sonic-pja]

Thank you, Sonic The Hedgehog 🥹🫶💙

[psychoteddi]

^ Posted Robotnik up how I was abt 10 minutes ago, yes that’s an entire charcuterie board in his lap

[technically-human]

Somedays.. It feels like Stone is one trauma away from blowing up..

He's fine

ko-fi

[confused-bagel]

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE!!!! 🌈

You are loved and beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!

[gbling00py]

Doing my duty for the empire <3

so, beacsue i am cronically online as well as a artist, i have been enjoying a lot of posts by @doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik. so out of the love for the empire and this man's helpless yearning, here is a dump of a bunch of doodles i made based off of some of the posts <33

[based off of this post] i submitted this to the doctor and posted it once before, but nothing is stopping me from doing it again, so HAH!

[based off of this post] he was complaining about it not being 'safe' with the first dress, so i fixed it. It was either this thing or a full ass hazmatsuit

[based off of this post] I am going to pop him like a fucking pill he is so cute and itty bitty and just a lil guy.

[based off of this post] what do you mean that they arent canonical?

[based off of this post] HE 🤫 KIDNAPPED 🤭 AGENT STONE 🧔‍♂️⁉️ at 3AM 😱🌙👻 and UNLESS HE GETS ONE 1️⃣ WILLIAM 💰 DOLLARS 💵💸, HE'LL Give him the MAGIC DARK WEB 🕸️ MYSTERY BOX 😧❓FORGETTING POTION 🧪 so he FORGETS how to make LATTES ☕️‼️ (GONE SCARY)

[robothick]

While we’re on the topic of underrated lines, I submit one of my favorites from Sonic 2. This is just before Robotnik starts building the mech.

S: Sir, we have a problem.

R: Incorrectus, my trusty barnacle. After all these years, what I finally have is a solution.

…

AFTER ALL THESE YEAAAARS. All these years of commiserating with each other, secretly planning for world domination, and trying and failing to break free, Robotnik finally has the solution to their shared problems. And the way Stone just relaxes his shoulders afterwards. It’s perfect.

Need them on the big screen now immediately.

[cheap-slaw]

Post-Sonic 3 Stob Pride🏳️‍🌈

[cheap-slaw]

Happy Pride!

[robothick]

it’s so cool that ivo is a pansexual trans man who is an engineer/scientist that loves robots and beautiful men with big brown eyes just like me. what a coincidence.

anyway happy pride month fellow gays

[hugsarethugs]

in at least 99% of the stobotnik fanfictions ive read this is how Robotnik and Stone meet

[hugsarethugs]

Happy pride month

[that-one-fuckass-stone-image]

Huappy Pride Fagotes! you should Fuck Many Asses this pride. or Don't if you are an ace or mauybe you do not like to Fuck Asses. Ok?

my favorite Queer is Dr. Ivo Robotnik so Extra Happy Pride Month to him! (Stone get a happy pride month if he lets me in the polycule but he Won't. so. Fuck You. Your Greed Sickens Me. Ok?)

ok bye. Ok?

[tiffoii]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WONDERFUL LEE MAJDOUB (≧ヮ≦) 💕

[koshe0]

Cutie tiny guys🤏

This was drawn for Lee's birthday, but unfortunately he didn't notice😭

[an-undercover-duck]

I went to Austria with my family for a few days, so obviously, since I am a normal and sane person, the first thing I thought of was "I need to drink a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk."

A few things to preface:

1) I'm sure there was at least one very peculiar coffee shop that actually had goat milk as a milk option. However I did not find one, probably because, while my family was persuaded enough to let me do this bs and actually drink it, I don't think they would've let me go on a witch hunt for an hypothetical coffee shop instead of visiting actual touristy places. Especially because

2), I'm very much lactose intolerant. Like, "this potato was fried in the same oil as something containing cheese and my stomach knows it" intolerant. This was incredibly stupid of me but the normal amount of focus I give to this ship says that it was the right thing to do 🙏

(it wasn't but I regret nothing)

3), The house we were staying at did not have a steamer (I expected that one tbh).

So, in front of all these obstacles, I did what any person would do in a situation like this

I bought goat milk at a supermarket, heated it on the stove, vigorously stirred it with a whisker to somewhat foam it (it worked???) and then poured it into the coffee made with one of the random capsules I found in the cabinet. Then I drank it.

The amount of giddiness that filled me while doing that is also very sane and understandable guys, you need to believe me. All that aside, it was actually pretty good?????? If this wouldn't murder my digestive system, I wouldn't mind drinking it more often. I'd rate this experience overall an 8/10, it made me feel like my purpose in the country was properly fulfilled.

[ruby-the-bunger]

STOBOTNIK IS GONNA KISS SLOPPY STYLE ON CAMERA/j

[er1kur]

Retired

[keleosk]

Breaking bad more like BACK TO MY ROOTS

robotnik