Shoopuf's Waiting! @tendaysago - Tumblr Blog

I fucking love this video

HAPPY PRIDE

#rest in piss you bigoted slimy jelly belly huffing sack of shit #i hope your death was as slow and painful and miserable as possible #i wish hell was real specifically for this piece of shit #i fantasize about him having his liver torn out and eaten over and over by the jelly belly mascot

hometoursandotherstuff

rockthrowingbutch

notmusa

i found my first grey hair on my head today so if you are able please draw me an ian to keep my spirits up. this is a humble request

he is strong and wise in my moment of uncertainty & discovery

#i love the way you draw men

not100bees

Two screenshots presented juxtaposed against each other with no further comment.

#the first one is unironically the shit people said about Steven universe

kushblazer666

#i like that you can only be non-binary if you become like Neo and leave the matrix like that hacker clearly did #do you get it. because computer systems are run on binary code #where are you going. i am very funny. come back

bookends2007

art garfunkel for the telegraph, 24 may 2015

lord-kitschener

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

toskarin

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

maniculum

Trying to parse whether this reblog is making:

An extremely inaccurate assumption about how widespread witch trials were in the early modern period

An extremely specific point about the prevalence of different execution methods (most accused witches in Britain were hanged, not burnt)

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

toskarin

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

#I'm doing my part -kicks it and slices my ankle on the sharp edges of the can-

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

#it's true. we do that

insomnianightss

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

#Sayeth the Kurt 'come doused in mud soaked in bleach as i want you to be'#i mean i believe in grunge a hell of a lot more than Christianity

revizyonist

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

revizyonist

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

ancelineonline

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

bowditch

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!