IDK man just vibes

25+ He/They --- On AO3 as EmperorHaruhi Icon by @ayjaydraws --- Header by @irenereru

[emperorharuhi]

Left by @irenereru with screens by me, Right by @cheap-slaw

Knows what you did last summer (and last week, and last night...)

Fake news (literally - he just finished editing it)

Pulls up the receipts (has petabytes of them)

Behind every great dictator is a great spymaster, with his own legion of security cameras. Few people know of Haru's existence, as he spends the majority of his time behind the screen, gathering information on both subjects and enemies of the Eggman Empire.

Left by @ayjaydraws , Right by @irenereru

Highly specific gadget for every possible kitchen task

Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner

Will stab you without hesitation if you rearrange his cupboards

Former food truck operator in a neighbouring island village, Haru and Eggman met while the doctor was in town for (evil) business. Sick of Meh Burger and impressed with Haru's cooking, the doctor offered Haru a job as his personal chef. And well, the best way to get a man is through his stomach, after all...

[communistkenobi]

i understand you guys now. like i get it

[quasi-normalcy]

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I like how Kirk only adds the Mister when he’s become cross with him.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

It's a flirtatious 1960's thing that comes back into fashion in the 2260's.

[angelverine]

happy fingers in his mouth friday

[emperorharuhi]

Previously unreleased shots from Lee's shoot for GR8T Magazine via greystudioportraits on IG

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

[teaboot]

[captain-athos]

I love looking at old x-files fanfiction sites. I feel like I missed out on this era of having entire websites dedicated to character whump with a menu of how precisely you would like them to get fucked up. also deeply deeply sad that I can't find an archive of the skinner-centric one ):

[fanlore-wiki]

These images are from the MulderTorture Anonymous archive, check out their Fanlore page to learn more about how they would organized Mulder's pain.

[emperorharuhi]

Lack of new content for CG while he's gone hiking and forgot to tell anyone vanished

Time to repost a few of the best gifs I've made of him instead

[miichblut]

historical lesbian au

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[psychoteddi]

Wowow 👀

[unamccormack]

Ah man, RIP

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I don't want to hear anyone complain that Heated Rivalry is unnecessarily sexualizing hockey when this was at the antique store.

[darkestbefourdawn1]

@shiftythrifting

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Joanna Page says earnestly, "The thing is, being brave isn't about always succeeding. Being brave is about having a go, and there's nothing wrong with failing." The studio audience cheers. Greg Davies gives them a disgusted V-sign and says, "Oh, fuck off! You've come to the wrong place." End ID.]

[miichblut]

tihi flowers :)

[catchymemes]

[miichblut]

drawing Hubert and Staller kissing……. saves me………

[lumiiki]

wdym the yugi holds the pharaoh's hand and it immediately restores his health??? and i'm somehow supposed to be normal about this??