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unspuncreature

and when I say “pick two” I mean that your brain and/or body picks two for you at random at the start of each day

robotjamie

I feel this at the deepest level

midnightmurdershow

Planet Earth II (2016) Episode 05 “Grasslands” Directed by Chadden Hunter

senseitive

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

robotjamie

This literally happened to me for the first time ever in my life today.

Then we spent all morning planning a weekend away

pascalcampion

October 10 is Mental health day

#pascalcampion

robotjamie

Who are they?

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tellyjpg

u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?

hoekagei

Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit

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The things you can still learn …

amarlex

you can google stuff like this. u can just google it. just look it up. please. im begging you

skulkingwriter

Anthony and Cleopatra, William Shakespeare

Act 1 Scene 1

Attendant: Noteworthy Events, Weather And Sports, my Lord, from Rome!

ardri-na-bpiteog

Not everything is an acronym

robotjamie

You mean Not Everything Was Shortened

kouha

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

kouha

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

robotjamie

Fun fact, the word “bisexual” originally entered the English language to mean what we now say is “unisex”

totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

robotjamie

Ahh I do this a lot.

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omnybus

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

omnybus