¿...𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖉𝖔 𝖜𝖊 𝖌𝖔?

Rox ▪︎ 23 ▪︎ Poland ▪︎ gods personal jester

[avatarofthearchives]

Very stupid TMA headcanon that I have on my brain for some reason: Which dominate hand the TMA characters use.

Jon Sims - Left-handed.

Martin Blackwood - Right-handed.

Tim Stoker - Right-handed.

Sasha James - Ambidextrous.

Melanie King - Left-handed.

Georgie Barker - Ambidextrous.

Basira Hussain - Left-Handed.

Daisy Tonner - Right-handed.

Peter Lukas - He was born left-handed, but he taught himself to only use his right because a waiter saw him using his left hand one time and said it was "cool," and that made him feel too seen.

Elias Bouchard - Left-handed.

Gertrude Robinson - Right-handed.

Gerry Keay - Left-handed.

Hezekiah Wakely - Ambidextrous.

Jane Prentiss - Right-handed.

Agnes Montague - Right-handed.

Jude Perry - Right-handed.

Oliver Banks - Right-handed.

Jared Hopworth - Ambidextrous.

Distortion Michael - Michael Shelley is left-handed. Distortion Michael is right-handed.

Distortion Helen - Helen Richardson is right handed. Distortion Helen is left-handed.

Nikola Orsinov - Ambidextrous.

Michael Crew - Left-handed.

Simon Fairchild - Right-handed.

Anabelle Cane - She was born right-handed by trained herself to be ambisextrous.

[tuna-tunafish]

If the theory that the Tsaritsa's husband was the legendary hero of snehznaya Ajax (maybe Saarelainen) comes to be true; Kaeya being a descendant of the Tsaritsa and Tartaglia carrying her husband's namesake and being a descender is actually a sick ass au waiting to happen

[aletheyass]

so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[thehappysmiler]

[thehappysmiler]

favorites

[unforth]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[duckingwriting]

[duckingwriting]

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

[notemily]

I like this one

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[markovchaingang]

repatriating the artifacts in the british museum except i give them to whichever country has historically been the greatest enemy of the country of origin. there's not enough hate in the world

[ashleythetraveler]

Robbing the British Museum and then just giving everything back to the British is crazy

[justanapparatus]

calling it chloe et al is one of the funnier things swifties have done. girl that's too many names you're getting the academic journal treatment

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[probablyreal]

on my puter

[foilsick-anoscetia]

"Come now, Jon, there's really no need for the scowl."

[fenkko]

fat little mouse eating alone

[fenkko]

fat little mouse eating alone

[fenkko]

wishing childe a happy birthday with my favorite subject matter, baby ajax in the snow

inspired by a pic of a polar bear cub by marsel van oosten (2017)

[nomohmoss]

[anne-is-confused]

smoke break at the next harbinger meeting. dialogue paraphrased from my favorite project hail mary lines🙂‍↕️

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers