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jonwelbornnc

I have had days like this. Haha

sexy-girls-in-green

fizzydog-deactivated20240325

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

im-fairly-whitty

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

slusheeduck

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

crystallinecrow

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

chinon

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)

daughter-of-the-red-land

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

battlefieldvegas

Getting the M-79’s ready for outdoor use after the first of the year

catchymemes

kwikemart

This goes so hard

jemanche

i looked for this for so long

dirgeofcerberus111

I…I don’t have words.

north-of-annwn

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

rufeepeach

This.

It’s genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.

amuseoffyre

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

star-anise

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

kingracer97

New How to Train Your Dragon: the Hidden World ad

(ft. me trying to flirt with my crush, except my crush doesn’t give me anything)

catchymemes

2010

2018

tiffanarchy

Boston Dynamics scares the fuck out of me. occasionally i forget how fucked we are then i see one of these terrifying boys and remember

bab5422

libertybill

I’m confused what this rifle is set up for. From what I can tell that’s a Leupold low-power variable optic, that should be adjustable down to 1x, so why the mini mounted on top? 16 inch barrel but with a bipod and flashlight? Are they kicking doors or taking precision shots from a distance?

If they’re taking precision shots, why not an 18 or 20 inch barrel? If they’re kicking doors, why not a 10?

Does anyone see this setup making sense? I just see a recce rifle with a bipod thats going to get snagged on stuff.

sentry-34

How the fuck did you miss the side folding stock.

libertybill

Shit I see it now. The sling and flashlight is also set up for a lefty.

safety--not--guaranteed

Check out this guy saying switching to 1x is as good as having an rds

libertybill

Yeah yeah parallax and shit but it’s a little bit much to have both.

range-control

Its faster too. I see guys run a red dot with a 1-6 or even something like an elcan because switching optics is faster than switching magnification and doesn’t require moving your hands.

Rifle length could be intended for short and middle ranges, could be the gains from 16 to 18 arent really felt by this person with something as low as 6x, could be restricted by legality, could be the best they could get from their arms room.

Bipod could be mission specific, could just be on for display, could just be on for zeroing.

ampervadasz

catsbeaversandducks

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

theskoomacat

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.

alexasenna

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

catchymemes

“My autistic son hates his photo taken, so I let him wear a t-rex suit for family photos.”

by RoamingMagnolias

muppetz540-deactivated20251219

>That Central Axis Relock Dance

ruthless-rage

@dadpat-tactual this us 😂😂😂

xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti

Oh 100% 😂😂😭

sndwave

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

sndwave

*stands majestically in a bucket*

stemmmm

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

prokopetz

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

stumblngrumbl

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

prokopetz

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

silver-tongues-blog

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

prokopetz

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

officialharshnoise

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

musicalhell

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

karometeenk

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

there-was-a-girl

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

glumshoe

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?