Jaxith

Posts by a crazy guy from Duluth Minnesota. Warning I talk about jeeps a lot. Sorry not sorry.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[bigredm38-6]

@uncle-beanbag-gaming

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

This is why the brits lost because of farmboys like Martin

[symbolic-luchadore]

they think saying a word is worse than the following: stealing, murder, molestation, and rape.

their community is rotten and morally bankrupt.

[wifislim]

[everythingfox]

They’re in a Disney movie

[charmac]

[frightfullytreeish]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

[lastoneout]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#this has given me horrible commission ideas

wrote this on the back of a botched oompa loompa request

(sorry for the messiness this was on short notice)

[lastoneout]

Honestly, given the subject matter, I think being a rush job on the back of a botched oompa loompa request is the only way it should come into the world.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

bonus picture: you can see jeb bleeding through the back

[traditional-latin-math]

JEB

[enki2]

[scipunk]

Dune: Part One (2021)

[diaryofandnwoman]

Link for full article below.

Shawna Dias’s sewing machine is tucked away at her work table behind racks of fur. Hot pink, bright yellow, baby blue, they hang like a fluf

[jgvfhl]

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

[paddysnuffles]

3 other fun/cool facts about the Inuit:

1. They also invented kayaks and dog booties.

Dog booties are actually really important for working sled dogs in winter to protect their paw pads from iceburn and keep ice from getting in between their toes and burning them that way.

2. The traditional Inuit diet is one of the healthiest in the world, and the most balanced for the ratio of Omega 3 to Omega 6 consumption

Most modern diets consume way too much Omega 6 and not enough Omega 3.

3. Inuit is a plural noun. When speaking about a single person the correct word is Inuk (always capitalized)

For example, “This Inuk woman is wearing traditional Inuit tattoos”.

[graaaaceeliz]

And she is wonderful

[historic-old-guard-lover]

Never a bad time to remember that indigenous people are wonderful and deserve to have a good day.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

I hate the way this is worded.

It shouldn’t be scientist found but instead be scientist confirmed.

They already knew that. Many scientists have had outfits made for them by the inuit for cold weather research.

[pyramidslayer]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We have gun owners and monster fucking rednecks of which I am both

[jaxith]

Well if the monsters touch our boats then the monster fuckers are the least of their problems.

[mikelogan]

THE WILD ROBOT (2024) dir. Chris Sanders

[lgbtlaughs]

[via]

[gearboxpraexology]

"We're going to keep coping harder and harder."

[fictionalauthorityii]

This just makes it easier for me to “misgender” you

[alyssathestormwitch]

[darkeagleruins]

Umm, where's the lie??

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

Don't worry govvna. We totally have freedom of speech. Now kindly get into the police car.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Diddn't have his anti immigrant racism liocense

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[stantler]

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

[raccoonboywrites]

Firing warning shots on my blog: cunt fag dyke sex tits cock and murder-suicide

[beardedmrbean]

This looks safe

[hatesaltrat]

What a horrible idea

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Perfect machine for losing a hand

[jaxith]

That's how you lose everything.