Simple.

This is me. The end.

[rocketrunaway]

Hello?

[rocketrunaway]

I don't know why I miss you but I do.

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[thecommonchick]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[cactuarqueen]

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[teletubby-fan-theorist]

I LOVE THIS ADVERT I’D NEVER SEEN THE FULL VERSION THIS IS GLORIOUS

[s-mplicities]

[iguanamouth]

stay safe

[coolman229]

[ruinedchildhood]

dude in the back turnt up

[slave316]

[rocketrunaway]

I have now accidentally flirted with 2 of my 4 team captains at Ripsaw. Kill me now.

[greelin]

you know what's extremely toxic? jealousy,

turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay

[iloveleagueoflegends]

[morganalefays]

y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!

me, a northener: 

[yukiranine]

me, a southerner:

[beltsquid]

me, a Californian:

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

RIP 🔊 (via animalsdoingthings)