💪 MAAASC Queen 👑Chamoru. Storyteller. Etc.

Insta/SC @rockin_roquin

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

art gays be like “Me. . captured Sept. 27th 2018 on film w/ ISO 600” and its literally just a filtered picture of their ass in their room

[bob-belcher]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dantes-infernal-chili]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once

[catchymemes]

[birdasaurus]

[bol4s]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[itscolossal]

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[t0co-deactivated20201111]

Today is both October 3rd and Wednesday and if that’s not fetch I don’t know what is

[zagreus]

[noelbadgespugh]

[parakavka]

[gay-irl]

Gay irl

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[neverthere12345]

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

her answer is the energy i seek