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nejileetengai

My heart belongs to one (1) man

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glitchlich

your baby as soon as these come off

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Me: Okay, so just hear me out, okay? Tenten, but like, with actual attention. And she gets to use a bunch of cool new weapons. I'm talking axes, staffs, swords, spears, scythes, bombs, you get the picture. Plus she gets a battle sequence where she whips up these crazy combos. And of course Neji would get some love, too. Moments where he just gets to be vulnerable while his team fully accepts and loves the shit out of him. You know what would be fun? Him choosing loyalty to Team Gai over his duty to the clan, even if it's something stupid like he blows off a meeting to visit Suna with them. Bringing him back to life is a given, obviously. And while we're at it, might as well give Lee the appreciation and badass spotlight he deserves because he's more than earned it. Maybe he gets a huge surprise birthday bash thrown for him by all his friends. They shower him with gifts and words of affirmation. He gets specifically recognized for his hard work and bravery by the Hokage. Gai is there. He's probably crying. Oh, how could I forget about Gai? Yes yes, we'll need some of him just being a team dad and gushing about his kids to all the other senseis because he's just that full of love. Kids gawking at him like 'Wow!!! That's him!!!!"' Kakashi would comment about how strong he's gotten since they were kids and-

Kishimoto, sweating against the knife I have to his throat: Can you please let me go? Naruto's been over for like two years now, please just-

Me: Hold on I'm not done yet

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it was RED and YELLOW and GREEEEN and BROWN and SCARLET and BLACK and OCHRE and PEACH and RUBY and OLIVE and VIOLET AND FAWN AND LILAC AND GOLD AND CHOCOLATE AND MAUVE AND CREAM AND CRIMSON AND SILVER AND ROSE AND AZURE AND LEMON AND RUSSET AND GREY AND PURPLE AND WHITE AND PINK AND ORANGE AND RED AND YELLOW AND GREEEEN AND BROWN AND SCARLET AND BLACK AND OCHRE AND PEACH AND RUBY AND OLIVE AND VIOLET AND FAWN AND LILAC AND GOLD AND CHOCOLATE AND MAUVE AND CREAM AND CRIMSON AND SILVER AND ROSE AND AZURE AND LEMON AND RUSSET AND GREY AND PURPLE AND WHITE AND PINK AND ORANGE AND

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Gai sensei being rock Lee’s father figure is honestly the only good thing about Naruto. Why didn’t they make rock Lee the main character?

Like if you really wanted to make a shounen manga about two rival male characters it could have easily been neji and rock lee and would have been 1 million times better, and Kishimoto even admitted to rock lee being his favorite to draw so like? And Rock Lee’s character is super good because of how he started off with ZERO talent and was not strong at all, and then became one of the strongest ninja utilizing taijutsu ALONE.

If you even wanted to, you could have made rock lee a jinchuuriki, you could have made neji the character who wanted to destroy the leaf village. Like, he knew before even Sasuke that the system of Konoha was corrupted but could do nothing about it, imagine if orochimaru got to neji first? Neji was one of the strongest (if not the strongest) genin in the hidden leaf village. And he’s stronger than Sasuke anyways (who has lost almost all of his major fights), especially since the Byakugan is the predecessor of the sharingan.

And Rock Lee has much more reason to defend the leaf village and become hokage than Naruto, who has been bullied and shunned and hated all his life, like…he has no reason to become hokage or fight for the hidden leaf!!

NOT TO MENTION ROCK LEE’S RESOLVE IS 100000000000X STRONGER THAN NARUTO’S!!!LIKE YES, NARUTO WORKS HARD, BUT DURING THE CHUUNIN EXAMS THIS NIGGA ROCK LEE WAS STILL READY TO FIGHT WITH A SHATTERED ARM AND LEG AND HE WASNT EVEN CONCIOUS!!! IMAGINE BEING THAT STRONG!!! IMAGINE NOT WANTING TO LOSE THAT BADLY! THATS A GOOD CHARACTER AND WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERESTING TO SEE NEJI FIGHT AGAINST SOMETHING LIKE THAT! BUT KISHIMOTO IS! PUSSY!

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kimimaro:

me:

crossroadsbishounen

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

aph-lithuania

this is the only post we’re allowed to reblog from now on lads

isllaoddities

“He’s beauty and he’s grace, he kicked Sasuke in the face.”

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falastinniya

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.

thetruerarkher

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Almost, Maine

John Cariani

“You’re in unorganized territory. Township Thirteen, Range Seven. It’s not gonna be on your map, cause it’s not an actual town, technically. — See to be a town, you gotta get organized. And we never got around to getting organized, so … we’re just Almost.“

mcavoy

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

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coolsaddad-blog

How to tape up your hands before a fight

coelasquid

Useful reference?

molecular-despot

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?

coelasquid

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.