gorillaz headcanons

hi, my name is natalia and i write gorillaz headcanons.

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do u do matchups?

i was actually thinking about whether or not i should do matchups a little bit ago. i’ve decided that i’m going to because it seems like fun. so the answer is yes! :-)

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could u do headcanons for 2D and Murdoc with an s/o who says stuff like “oooo girl!” and like “spill that tea!” “hey sisters!” “my wig is snatched!” stuff like that 😂😂💙💚

jkrjkgr this is so great.

2d

- is ALWAYS confused when you say phrases like this

- “oh, what does that mean?”

- also takes some of these sayings literally

- “..but you’re not wearing a wig?”

- “wait, what tea?”

- eventually picks up on what everything means and will probably incorporate some things into his vocabulary

murdoc

- really just can’t stand not feeling hip anymore so if you say these things via text he will urban dictionary it but if it’s in real life he will just laugh and nod

- might also ask noodle what the hell you’re on about if he can’t find a definition

- “noodle, what does it mean when someone says their wigs been snatched?”

- gets annoyed being called girl

- “i am a grown man, not a girl.”

- will probably use some of these terms once he discovers what they mean but will follow it up with “..as the kids these days say.”

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gorillaz eating headcanons

here are some food related headcanons for all of the band members.

2d

- snacks on monster munch and prawn cocktail crisps

- drinks literally any carbonated drink, apple juice, orange juice, cocktails, milkshakes, tea and water

- usually just gets chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant

- always orders dessert at a restaurant

- can only make breakfast, instant meals, pasta and sandwiches

- actually likes brussel sprouts and broccoli 

- rips the corners off of a sheet of paper and chews on it like gum

- puts ketchup on his eggs

- puts chips on his sandwiches

- can’t stand olives

- can not handle spicy food at all and will cry if he eats something that he didn’t expect to be spicy

- eats the icing off of oreos and sticks them back in the pack like michelle used to do on full house 

- will eat a family size bag of chips and lie and say he didn't if asked

- still believes eating watermelon seeds will cause a watermelon to grow inside your stomach so he just avoids watermelons altogether

- is terrified of eating expired food only if it’s only a day over the expiration date

murdoc

- snacks on prawn cocktail crisps, popcorn and wotsits

- rarely drinks water, he lives off of coca-cola, rum and tea

- will order something really simple at a restaurant like steak and potatoes

- never makes food for himself but if he does it’ll probably be a sandwich because that’s the only thing he knows how to make that won’t burn the house down

- actually likes egg salad

- can’t stand lettuce or tomato, he feels like they’re pointless

- doesn’t mind spicy food but he doesn’t go out of his way to eat anything spicy

- is notorious for eating other people's foods and blaming it on somebody else

- doesn't really care for sweets that much but he might reach for a chocolate bar every once in a while

- over time he has become really picky about what he eats

- will eat expired food though

noodle

- snacks mainly on frozen yogurt, ice cream and wasabi peas

- drinks bubble tea, fruit teas, milkshakes, juices, water and the occasional cocktail

- orders something new at a restaurant every time, she just really loves trying new things

- doesn’t cook much but when she does it’s a recipe she saw on buzzfeed’s tasty instagram

- can cook basic dishes, russel taught her

- dips her fries in ice cream

- loves spicy food

- is so down to try weird foods like ranch soda or chocolate covered chips

russel

- is more of a full-course meal kind of guy but might grab a bag of funyuns or crunchy cheetos every once in a while

- mainly drinks sprite, sweet tea and water

- might let loose and drink a tiki cocktail or a glass of wine

- usually orders some kind of seafood dish or pasta (or seafood pasta) at a restaurant

- can cook just about anything you throw at him but usually cooks soul food or italian cuisine which is like comfort food to him

- enjoys cooking meals for the whole house, sometimes with the help of noodle

- loves baking pastries

- loves spicy food, hot sauce belongs on just about anything for him

- grew up in new york so he has a strong appreciation for caribbean food (jamaican patties to be specific)

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hello, my name is natalia and this is my gorillaz headcanons blog! i’m always daydreaming about different scenarios so i decided to make this blog so i could get some of my ideas out. i also just thought it would be fun to run a blog dedicated to posting headcanons for one of my favorite bands. be sure to send me a request if you’d like and i would appreciate it if you read the rules. thank you!