Life is Fuckin' Cool

I'm Cj and I channel Dionysus

[kiefeon]

27k stoner promo

This promo will be going until I hit 27k :) I’m not very far away so get reblogging!

Must be following me~ 

Must reblog this post only (please don’t like it)

Once I hit my goal I will post a few lists of winners :) 

Have fun! Take a toke if you want! 

[xombiedirge]

Morrigan by Viet-My Bui / Tumblr

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[kenaabik]

ANUBIS NO

So I see this

and all I can think is 

this

[roachpatrol]

[roachpatrol]

oh my god this got so many notes

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Eat shit, Ra

[hydrachea]

@terra-drone

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[blind-diode]

this is the shit

[heartbreakhur]

[heartbreakhur]

:)

[chrissongzzz]

FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

[lizzie-mcgriddle-blog]

i literally would if i could. what is she asking??

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after.

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

THE CURSE IS REAL

[badgyalbeebee-deactivated201902]

i cannot believe this

[p-taters]

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

[st-pam]

[pubertad]

[museedart]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best title of anything

[cumaeansibyl]

so I guess it was some ancient Greek who said “truth lives at the bottom of a well” and I don’t know what he meant or why it stuck, but I’ve seen a lot of 19th-century references to it (because people always love showing off how much they know about stuff)

but I like this because imagine how fucking pissed off you would be if you lived at the bottom of a well in the first place, but then you had to climb all the way out of it somehow because humans were such unbelievable assholes that you were forced to yell at them in person

[autumngracy]

“I CAME OUT OF THE WELL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO STOP”

[jake-clark]

[coffeeinmybeard]

I just spit all over my phone lol

[blannybuns-deactivated20170202]

Why the fuck you lyin’

[micdotcom]

Watch: The “pink tax” is secretly costing women thousands — and not just at the drug store

[peace--and--tranquility]

Yooooooooooo

[creativelycultivated]

Women pay more for products. Men pay more for clothing.

[respect-thetrillogy]

Do men really pay more for clothes?

[creativelycultivated]

Yea, seriously. Shirts, sneakers, jeans, socks…etc. Ask your male friends how much they pay for a pair of descent jeans. It’ll blow your mind. 

[xiki-muffin]

At least their pants have fucking pockets tho

[rodimeme]

“Men pay more for clothing.”

(Target)

Are you sure?

Are you

(Walmart)

ABSOLUTELY SURE??

BECAUSE I’M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED

LIKE AT ALL

THAT MEN HAVE IT HARDER

(Victoria’s Secret)

OH AND SHOULD I BRING UP PANTIES WHILE I’M AT IT? I am a firm believer of the “fuck you, I’ll wear briefs that don’t give me a wedgie, I don’t care if they’re not sexy” policy, but a lot of women are expected to wear panties and thongs because GASP WOMEN MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AT ALL TIMES. Here’s a screenshot of some Victoria’s secret panties!

Wow. It’s almost as if there’s a pattern here.

Women are expected to buy more clothing, and literally all of it is more expensive, so screw all of you.

[plant-ghoul]

*HAMMERS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[niqabisinparis]

“boys dont like it when-“ 

[theshirtlessadventurer-deactiva]

“girls don’t like it when-”

[ryuunosukees-blog]

“people would probably like you better if-”

[batnoodles]

FAVOURITE POST

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[mayleitz]

DEAR AMC

No. Stop. I understand that a significant amount of audience members cannot get off their fucking cellphone but artists deserve that respect. So when you pander to your audience to further shit up movies, people are going to lose their minds. Stop shitting up movies. Remember to go fuck yourselves, Mason :c

[pleatedjeans]

[plangblrr]

I’m so done with everything

[pettyrevenge]

I live in northern Minnesota, and pretty much all the towns within a 50 mile radius are under 2,000 people, so we all either know each other or have heard of each other. The same goes for law enforcement.

There’s this one cop that is an absolute bitch. Five miles over the speed limit? You’re getting a ticket. She’ll find anything to pull someone over for. A few winters ago the roads were pretty icy, and she ended up driving her car into the ditch.  She called what’s pretty much the only tow truck for about half an hour, and as the guy is hooking her car up to the tow chain, he notices her standing behind the tow truck writing. He asks her what she’s doing, and her response?

“One of your tail lights is out.” And she proceeds to show him the ticket she was writing him.

He promptly unhooked the tow chain from her car, and when asked what he was doing his reply was “Well I have to get back and fix that tail light.”