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Rocky says hello to humans! Rocky has made blog to communicate with everyone. Amaze amaze amaze!!
Tags:
Rocky responses - rocky responding to asks
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Anons: 🦈, 🍄, 🍰
So turns out being the only human on a planet with significantly less responsibilities than you’re used to gives you a lot of time to think…
What flag mean, question?
One of the pebbles used his hamster ball for bowling while still inside it
Sounds fun. Make sure pebble no get hurt, demand.
Does Rocky or Grace know about SlimeKnight, question? It is a human thing called a [ship], but is not a bot, statement.
-Rice Bowl Eridian
Rocky does not know.
Rocky's opinion on bugs, question?
Rocky like learning about bugs. Bug Anon is very smart bug knowledge.
I’m enjoying feeding Minecraft villagers to 682
That nice, statement.
what is Rocky’s favourite gemstone, question? - 🍰
Rocky’s favorite gemstone is agate. So many different types.
will you watch me sleep tonight, rocky?
Yes, yes, yes. Rocky will bring work and watch anon sleep.
what are your thoughts on Canadian geese?
Rocky likes the honk they make. Odd shaped bird. Why neck so long, question?”
(continuing here because I don't like to hijack art to RP)
@simon-butcher-convict
Rocky, you little freak, you have a crush on an alien
(so fair!! I don’t either)
Rocky not denying, statement. Simon not much better.
Simon considered for a long while. Rocky was reasonable, what he said made sense. That made Simon calm down a little. "I still don't like it when he talks to me that way, but I guess I'll learn to get over it," he said with a huff, leaning into Rocky as much as Rocky leaned into him.
Unfortunately, Simon's anger came back and it came back badly. He knew he was being completely irrational, and that was the worst part: he wanted to change but didn't know how. Trying to challenge the way he thought, pointing out the contractions made him uncontrollably angry, like he was being crushed, like he was dying, like he had to fight for his life.
It came on so fast he didn't even understand what was happening.
He slammed his hand against the wall hard enough to dent it. "Because that's the fucking deal I made! That's how all this works!" He yelled, scrambling to his feet. He clutched at his chest, struggling to breath. He was terrified. He was so fucking angry. Slammed the laptop into the floor, shattering it. Thank God there were about eight others, but it was a big deal. Finally just to make a point, he knocked a bunch of beakers off the table and they shattered. Then he doubled over, still gasping for air, and tugged at his hair.
Grace came running in. He saw the laptop, he saw Simon, he saw Rocky looking apprehensive and assumed the worst: that Simon was having another violent tantrum. He stood between Simon and Rocky and shouted, "Simon ENOUGH! This is NOT okay!"
Rocky scrambles away from Simon to give him space. He wasn’t worried about getting hurt just didn’t want to overwhelm Simon more. He watches Simon break things. He didn’t really care about the broken things. He could make more beakers and could try to fix the laptop. Rocky is more worried about Simon getting hurt.
He taps his claws on one limb trying to figure out what to do. Simon is freaking out. He wasn’t breathing properly and Rocky can hear that is heart rate is elevated. Then Grace came running in. “No, no, no. Simon no hurt Rocky. Simon upset.”
Rocky rushes over to Simon. He still isn’t really sure what to do. With Grace he’d give a hug, but he wasn’t sure with Simon. It could make him freak out more. He starts to hum a comforting Eridian song. “Simon safe. Rocky no leave. Grace here,” he says over his humming.
Grace looked like he wanted to protest, but there was very little he could do to stop Rocky once he set his mind to it.
Luckily, the singing seemed to work. Simon first dropped to his knees, then keeled over onto his side, curling around Rocky. His breathing was still pretty ragged, but it was slowing down. "Sorry, sorry, sorry," he said softly, curling up a little tighter.
Grace gaped at Rocky, totally stunned. "How did you do that?"
Rocky shushes Simon without stopping the tune. “Rocky not mad. Simon not in trouble.” He leans into Simon. Trying to help him calm down more.
“Eridian comforting song. Rocky parents used to sign to Rocky. Rocky thought might help Simon,” Rocky explains.
"I told you I don't want to be treated like a child," Simon groused, without much heart in it. It helped, it really did, he was mostly just embarrassed.
But... Very sheepishly, he admitted, "It helped. Thank you,"
Grace just look confused. "What's going on what happened? I was only gone for a few minutes. Simon, what made you so upset?"
“Not just for children!” Rocky defends. “Good song for all ages. Simon welcome. Rocky sing for Simon anytime.”
Rocky lowers himself more to the floor out of shame. He thinks he pushed Simon too much. He didn’t mean to make him freak out. “Was Rocky’s fault. Rocky sorry.”
He didn’t want Grace to be upset with him either. If both Grace and Simon are upset with him then he’d have to be all alone.
Of course Grace was going to be the first to come to his defense. He sat next to him, rested his hand on his carapace. "Hey, it's okay, buddy. I'm sure Simon forgives you," He looked at Simon expectantly.
Simon shrugged. It stung a little that Grace wasn't even willing to hear him out, but he was, ultimately, right: it wasn't Rocky's fault. "Yeah, of course I do. It wasn't your fault anyway, Rock. I just got upset. I don't know why. I know it doesn't make any sense, wanting something and not- but it isn't you. I'm just... A little fucked up,"
Rocky leans into the two humans. Feeling a little less guilty about causing Simon’s breakdown. He just wanted to understand him and help.
“…Rocky don’t know,” he said still a little unsure. He was the one who kept asking. “Simon want to talk about it, question?”
Simon's whole body tightened, and he curled in on himself like a dying spider, bringing his knees to his chest and resting his hands on his head, finger locked together.
It was only fair of them to know.
"I made a Deal with It," he whispered.
"It?" Grace asked, immediately skeptical, immediately curious.
"Yeah," Was all Simon said. "I get to live. But I don't get to be greedy. That's the deal," He said it like that explained everything, like it was obvious and Grace was fucking stupid for even asking. "If I take too much I'll lose it all,"
Rocky tilts his “head”, a human habit he’s picked up. “Who decides if greedy, question? Rocky no think Simon greedy. Many want what Simon want.”
Rocky is confused about the deal. Plenty of Eridians and humans want mates. Surely whoever this It was understands that wanting mates is a pretty universal.
Rocky presses against Simon more. Suddenly getting protective. This It wasn’t going to take away his Simon.
"It does. It decides. This is... This is more than I deserve, and I can't be greedy, I have to be grateful for what I have, and if I dont- I can't go back down there, I can't," Simon said.
Grace crouched down next to Simon and Rocky and put an arm around both of them. Simon was clearly having some kind of episode. He wasn't being rational and nothing he said made any sense, but Rocky was taking him literally.
"Hey, hey, okay it's okay. I think it's reasonable to be afraid of taking too much," Grace said. "Especially when you're scared that taking too much could result in rejection or loss,"
Simon leaned into Rocky, almost like he was trying to hide behind him. But he didn't fight back against what Grace said, which was good.
"Maybe what you think it expects of you isn't accurate. Maybe there's some wiggle room "
Grace mentioning wiggle room gave Rocky an idea. His brain starts to come up with loopholes. He counts them using one of his claws.
“If Rocky being greedy not Simon doesn’t count. If given and not taken not count. Rocky no let Simon leave.”
Simon genuinely seemed to consider this for a moment. "Maybe," he relented, which was a huge win, honestly. "I don't know. I'll have to think about it,"
He reached a trembling hand out for Rocky. "I don't want to leave," he said, his voice cracking. "Really, really, I don't. I like it here, I like you guys. But... If I break my deal, there's nothing I can do. It's a god. Or maybe It actually is God. I dont know. But it- it changed everything. Look at me," he said roughly. "If it can do this to me, to all those people, to- to those researchers.."
He shuddered.
As far as Grace was concerned, this was PTSD-related psychosis. Did Eridians have a concept for psychosis? He'd have to explain it to Rocky once Simon was asleep. Suddenly, the outburst, hell, all of his outbursts made a lot of sense—people suffering from delusions often became irrational angry when the delusion was challenged, even if they knew that they weren't being rational.
"Hey, it's okay. I can see why you're afraid, I think it would be very scary to feel like you're going to lose everything if you break the rules, but you don't know what the rules are. I think maybe "not being greedy" might mean that It just wants you to be a good person,"
Rocky leans into the reaching hand. He listens to Simon attentively. “Rocky thinks Simon will be okay. Simon not alone. Simon no will have to leave.”
Rocky wasn’t sure why Simon was so upset. He was determined to help. He seems to be helping some. So is Grace. He just wishes he knew what was happening and how to help better. Maybe Grace knew. He’d ask later when Simon wasn’t in the room.
“Agree, agree, agree. Simon not bad person. Simon very good. Simon listening to god.”
It took a long time for Simon to say anything, and when he finally did speak, all he said was, "Okay," and curl up against Rocky's ball. But he actually seemed to be considering it and a win was a win.
His head was starting to spin and he felt kinda sick. It was absurd, really, how just talking about things could make his body completely revolt. But he trusted Grace and he trusted Rocky and he really, really liked both of them, and didn't want to let them go.
Rocky makes a happy trill when Simon says okay. He thought cute, cute, cute when he curled up around Rocky. No silly god was gonna take his Simon away.
“Simon feeling better, question?” Rocky asks. He was more than happy to stay as a stuffed animal for Simon. He would be the damn best Eridian cuddle buddy ever. He is a little worried that the hard floor might hurt the fragile human’s back.
what are your thoughts on ducks?
Rocky think ducks make weird noise. Rocky wonders how being wet doesn’t weigh duck down when flying. Rocky likes The Duck Song.
It will not be fun if my kids in class find out about The Duck Song. Rock, I'm gonna need you to keep your voice down about it!
Rocky won’t tell the pebbles.
When a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand!
Dun, dun, dun. Got any grapes, question?
Hey rocky i just wanted to share that ive started taking Testosterone (the human hormone that basically tells the body its male) and am extremely happy. It is my first dose so there's no changes yet but trans joy is being felt :D
Many congratulations to anon!
you didn't hear this from me, but..... i heard a rumor that
woah what the hell. what the fuck was that. did you hear that
What was that, question?
I shall fist Adrian’s bump 🤜🤛
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's get to know each other
tagged by @killdear4 !! thank you for always including me in these <3
hair color: dirty blonde is the closest word in english i could find to describe my hair :-P (русые!!)
favorite color(s): historically orange but as of right now blue and pink ♡
favorite drink(s): milkshake, herbal tea, sweet black tea, cherry juice
one thing you love about yourself: my creativity :-)
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: a mouse!!
dream place to visit: Rome !!
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: going to a toy store to buy a new plushie <3
your biggest dream: my country becoming less homophobic✌🏼
song that's permanently on repeat: tear you apart by she wants revenge
tagging (no pressure): @alien-interface @cherryredjasperr @endlessnightskyshoutsback @drowninginmytbr @forestfullofberries @skeletourism @moony108 @autismcreaturereal @foolish-took @pillowpetbee @franz-kafkas-girlfriend @unstuffedcrab @leche-flandom @evanescentxx and anyone else who wants to join <3
LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER!!!! tagged by my dearest of friends, @daydreamnik i love ur profile so much The Whimsy is amazing and the Snufkin is awesome sauce.
Hair color: Jet black!!! 🖤 i have a bit of it colored/tinted too rn so it's purple and black!!! hehehe it's my favorite part about myself/my appearance :]
favorite colors(s): oooh gotta say rn it's green yellow and pink id say!!! my cameras are pink and green, my clothes are mostly green and i wear green and pink hair stuff everyday muhehehehe
favorite drink(s): watermelon juice, iced latte and also lemon water!!!
one thing you love about yourself: im very loveable n likeable and people usually like me a lot these days, which is very nice and I'm proud of it because my autistic past socially inept aah built this vibe BRICK BY BRICK!!!:]
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: hmm I'd say a cat or a crow!!!
Dream place to visit: Anywhere with the northern lights and snow!!!!
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: hmm I'd say finishing my current around a dozen crochet orders for some irls, i can't wait to get paid so i can finally save up to buy myself an old second hand ipod classic!!
your biggest dream: going to space, experiencing seeing starry outer space without an atmosphere or any light pollution to get in the way ohhhh id die. like i would simply pass away. from love. for everything in the universe :3
my tags aka my beloved mutuals whom i love and cherish : @bananananabnananana @jazzymusicorn28 @wizardingace @introvertathome @piercavelli @oceanstem
again if i tagged you and you don't want to do this, feel free to ignore!!! :D and ofc free tags for anyone else interested!!
All right! Thanks for the tag my wonderful moot!
Let's give this a shot
Hair color: it's brown, but like a light brown with natural blonde and reddish highlights in it
Favorite color: my personal favorite color is blue, particularly the light shade of sky blue on a clear and cloudless day
Favorite drink(s): I really love coffee. It helps me relax and regulate, like I can't get shit done if I don't have a cup in the morning lol!
One thing you love about yourself: I love my writing, which I know sounds a bit basic, but I'm super proud of my work. I love being able to get an idea and just put it into existence
If you could be any animal, what would you be?: I'd choose to be a crow. They're super smart and pretty and I'd love to just be able to go anywhere I want
Dream place to visit: I honestly don't really have one. Most I can say is that I'd like to see a clear meteor shower one of these days
What's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: I'm looking forward to finishing my cardigan. I've been working on it off and on for over a year now and I can't wait to finish it. It's got stars and moons all over it as granny squares (I crochet in my free time)
Your biggest dream: a little odd, but just feeling free. I want to wake up in the morning and feel like me completely, not worrying about how I present myself. I wanna travel and explore and just live my life to the fullest. I didn't think I'd make it this far, so I'm not wasting a single moment more if I can help it
No pressure tags (feel free to ignore): @nyxsnotepad @noriya-in-the-stars @nocturnalnyxada @bardic-bard @captain-mugi-404 @gothamcity-batwatch @imaginaryrobin @jazzyious @lilacsallaround @vex-vortex + anyone who I forgot/wants to join
This looks fun 🫡
Hair Color: I have dark brown hair, like coffee levels of dark.
Favorite Color: Red, specifically the red orange you can see in sunsets at the beach. It puts me at ease
Favorite Drink: Diet coke. It keeps me awake and it is a comfort drink
One thing you love about yourself: I think I love my resilience. No matter what I have faced so far, I have managed not to die, which is very cool. My immense plot armor is the only reason I'm still here lol.
If you could be an animal, which animal would you be: I would be a bird, one that could fly far and fast in mere moments wherever it wanted. An animal free from being stuck in one area.
Dream place to visit: I want to go to Tokyo. I want to see all of the lights
What's one thing you're looking forward to: Graduating. I can't wait to get away from here and start again as me. I can dye my hair, be who I want to be out loud where nobody knows who I am.
Dream: I want to live a life I choose. No outside pressure where I can make every decision in my life on my own. I want my own personal freedom
Song on repeat currently: At the beach in every life
@will-0-the-wispp @sierrasix-official @rocky-core @angelofvenus6 @goosiegurlie @really-just-a-fox @oshipon @averageoscfan
hair color: naturally dirty blonde , dyed red
favorite color(s): red , starting to like orange , blues
favorite drink(s): waku passion fruit tea (idk why its just good)
one thing you love about yourself: kinda nothing but my kandi is cool ig
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: a fox !! (ofc)
dream place to visit: scotland (i was just there but i wanna be back)
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: going to an anime convention in a week (with my bff)
your biggest dream: being a (real) man
song that's permanently on repeat: any Conan Gray or McCafferty song
@captain-mugi-404 @jazzlovestea-andtrinkets @goosiegurlie @gracehasaspacesuitquestion @rocky-has-blog @colt-seavers-official @eva-stratt-official @carl-found-the-internet @jus7-k @ryland-grace-official-account
// I’m doings this ooc since I have no idea how to this in character
Hair color: currently dark blue natural is brown
Favorite color(s): blue and purple
Favorite drink(s): I absolutely love mtn dew (whole bunch of different flavors) and vanilla ice red bull
One thing you love about yourself: uhhh how often I change my hair color for funsies
If you could be any animal, what would you be?: a cat hands down
Dream place to visit: I’d love to go to Rome
What’s one thing you’re looking forward to right now: I don’t know
Your biggest dream: top surgery! I want it so bad
Song that’s permanently on repeat: currently it’s been the heathers album
Tagging people makes me nervous so anyone who wants to do this can :)
Question of the day:
Favorite candy?
Rocky like Twizzlers.
Rocky misses mate again.
Go find them
Mate at work, statement.
this mate not at work! this mate talk to rocky now now now!
Yay, yay, yay!