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[rockyhirschershow]

FANFIC COMMISSIONS --

hi! im looking to make a little bit of money to pay for art supplies to use when making my portfolio!

- email (don't judge it's backup): [email protected]

- will write any rating

- $5 for 2k words

- $10 for 5k words

- $15 for 10k words

- done in less than a week

i will write for any fandom, but email me and ill let you know how much experience i have with your fandom + provide examples of my writing <3 let me know if my rates are too high too 😭 some examples of things ive written a lot for in the tags but i think i have around 50 fandoms ive written in?

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bonjour, madame! yeah, just dropping by for a few minutes to apologize for causing a scene today in class when we listened to la vie en rose by edith piaf. you know, when i started crying and stuff. i didn't mean to interrupt the lesson, it just reminded me of someone *sniffle*. yeah, everything's fine. i'll tell my brother you said hi. he misses your class. okay, gotta go, salut!

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i just realized ive been unabashedly spoiling ofmd on tumblr for the last three days.. im sorry guys im just not very socially aware like im the person treating my blog like a diary tbh

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im just saying if i was izzy hands and immediately after my death two of my crew mates who claimed they cared about me had a totally tone deaf wedding i would come back as a furious ghost ten times cuntier than usual

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the legal age for getting weed is dumb as fuck because when im 21 ill probably be long over the tragedy of izzy hands' death so im not even gonna need to smoke to numb my pain anymore??

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at cvs picking up my sister's estrogen pills.. what are all the others in line for? will they be okay? are their meds too expensive for them? will any of us in this line ever see the picturesque life that so many around us seem to live naturally? or am i alone in my futile efforts to find more, and will i ever be truly satisfied? (pov i just watched ofmd season two finale)

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if there's one thing ive learned from izzy hands it's that serving too much cunt can kill you.. he looked so cute in his little englishman outfit that david jenkins made a last-minute decision to kill him off for fear of fans wanting ONLY izzy hands content and not caring about the rest of the show <///3

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can't wait for izzy's dean winchester moment when he crawls out of the grave! also just saying we established that the crew IS stede and ed's family and then they.. left them?? and we also established that the only thing ed is really good at is pirating?? so is it completely out of the question to reverse the symbolism of izzy's death representing blackbeard dying and becoming ed to show that the innkeeper life isn't working for them? like anne and mary from earlier this season?!?! (yes) -- all im saying is that we thought lucius was dead too and that little rat boy was still crawling around.. if there's a will there's a way (im delusional)

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i have real life important things to do today but im grieving a dead girlfail like he was a real person

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im just in shock at this point like ive already cycled through the stages of grief about 8 times. like what was the point of his character arc if he only got to be happy for like half of one episode?!?! steddyhands fix it fic on the way already im not gonna take this lying down

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if ofmd gets a season three im boycotting that shit I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE'S AN ENTIRE IZZY-LESS SEASON. I'M PISSED. THEY TRIED SO HARD TO SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS AND NOT BURY YOUR GAYS TROPE AND THEN THEY FLOPPED. HIS WHOLE PURPOSE WAS TO SHOW ED'S GROWTH?! WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT OK

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"i wanna go"

what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. WHAY THE FUCK

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watch ofmd compilations, go to class, fuck the government, vote biden, eat a plant... classic lib day. vote stizzy bestieism in all your town elections

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yes all i talk about is izzy hands yes all i draw is izzy hands yes all i think about is izzy hands yes all i write about is izzy hands yes i named my cat after izzy hands yes all i read is about izzy hands and you can all judge me if you want, but i have never, ever been happier! (im suicidal)

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it's always "did you do the algebra homework" and never "i have... love for you"

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therapy is going back to all the episodes of ofmd season two that i was so devastated at the end of that i shut off my tv as soon as the credits rolled and actually watching the post-credits scenes. roach and fang are putting on clay masks and everything is ok

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trying not to lose it after finding out israel hands was 17 in real life and was actually shot in the leg and crippled by blackbeard trying to make an example to his crew