ROFLCOOP

make it your duty to stare at anyone you notice looking at you

[roflcoop]

selling point for the new spider man game:

“it’s not a bug, it’s a spider!”

[roflcoop]

Boy I wish I had as many balls and/vaginas as this rose

[sir-ursa]

[roflcoop]

???

[roflcoop]

Shit April fools day is over, I miss my top hat already!

[endiness]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* isg *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[omegaboner]

me: i’m gonna stay up as late as i can playing video games

my brain: you’re gonna be so tired in the morning tho

me: jokes on you bitch im gonna be tired no matter what

my brain: damn cant argue with that logic carry on

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[pinkythemostlypurple]

whats this frommm!

[roflcoop]

*insert lack of context here*

[foxes-jaw]

[mariopowertennis]

[overwatch-central-blog]

Junkrat makes a new friend

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

[puffeyes-deactivated20250802]

ﾟ+｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

[ithelpstodream]

Whoa We’re Halfway There puns are the best. 😂

[jono74656]

@copperbadge pun overload!

[copperbadge]

WHOAAAAAAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOAAAAA

[claycaduceus]

slush puppy

[reverend-spines]

this is actually what you should do for huskies when you live in hot places. Keep their coats trimmed short and give them a pool of ice to play in

[black--lamb-blog]

he’s so excited!!!!!

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god the owner

[rainbowmeatsocks]

Goddamnit Space Dandy…

[splendidland]

Good Morning Everyone.

[jadelyn]

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

[jennlyons]

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

[thommquackenbush]

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

[doodlesanddiscord-deactivated20]

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D

[chaoswolf1982]

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.

He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“And then the bear gets him”

“…

…

The

The bear?”

“Yes the bear”

“Will

Will there isn’t a bear in this play

Where did the bear come from”

“A PLACE

And he exits the play pursued by it

It’s happening make me a bear costume”

[10andthetardis]

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.

CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother. AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

[cabernetsauvigmom]

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

[dekutree]

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

[hipstertheory]

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

[vantasticmess]

OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH

[howtodisappoint]