[rocktis]

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[gengariumz]

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

[saburx]

How??

[gengariumz]

I asked and all he said was “I believe in them” he’s gonna be the purest badass when he grows up

[tayioart]

Someone draw this kid and his squad

[donuts4evry1]

The cousin will most likely not see this but I hope he enjoys it anyway.

(quick doodle because my laptop is being fried rn)

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[expectiations]

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

[mchi22]

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

[mchi22]

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[kinkydorah]

beautiful almond but at what cost? :(

[crabboytahomaru]

Genuinely loving their dynamic

[yesterdaysprint]

New Castle News, Pennsylvania, September 7, 1929

News-Journal, Mansfield, Ohio, November 11, 1938

The Albany Capital, Missouri, February 15, 1940

The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, California, May 24, 1942

The Daily Tribune, Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, September 21, 1946

Freeport Journal-Standard, Illinois, May 7, 1948

The Eugene Guard, Oregon, November 1, 1948

Ironwood Daily Globe, Michigan, October 18, 1951

Herald and News, Klamath Falls, March 31, 1953

The Times, San Mateo, California, January 5, 1954

The Paris News, Texas, May 13, 1954

The La Crosse Tribune, Wisconsin, May 31, 1957

The Daily Herald, Provo, Utah, January 20, 1958

The Edwardsville Intelligencer, Illinois, November 10, 1959

The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, California, November 17, 1961

[tanuyaki1]

A fun little practice sketch with the girls!

[feefal]

Curious pond greets butterflies

[buckykingofmemes]

to be honest, i expected piracy in the future to involve a lot more airships and a lot less illegally downloaded music

[autisticadvocacy]

If you live in Alaska, Florida, Louisiana, Missouri, Montana, or Texas, we need you to take action to protect disability rights! https://autisticadvocacy.org/2026/02/take-action-to-protect-disability-rights/

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[fruitvampyre]

My sister said that Armand has curls like a 50's house wife and even holds a cigarette like one

She's way funnier than me

[doodlesorganizationland]

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”