my enemies have eyes and ears everywhere

(currently inactive; indefinite hiatus) not one to brag, but i happen to be the greatest secret agent as well as terribly handsome. always happy to help - name's dasher. rex dasher. at your service // RP Blog for Playmobil: The Movie's Rex Dasher (icon by @cyberstarfox)

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

About Me and My Muse

I realised it is high time I did this, so I just want to take the time to do this and set some things out clearly.

- My name is Eren/Kivan, I'm an ace-spec pan aro and use he/they pronouns (that's to alternate, not to just use one or the other).

- I am 25, so I’m an adult. Nonetheless, this is a blog about a character from an animated family friendly movie and any NSFW asks will be immediately deleted. Also nothing too graphic in terms of violence, but there have been and will be discussions of angst and trauma, so you have been warned.

- My muse is called Rex Dasher and he’s from Playmobil: The Movie. He’s a considerably charming character albeit one with a bit of an ego. A typical movie style secret agent, like James Bond. Generally one reason I like him so much (I cannot write well with a meaner and grittier edge if I tried), but that doesn’t mean you should test him. He’s not a walkover, especially with the kind of background and history I have for him.

A little bio I have for him:

Name: Rex Dasher

Age: Late 20s

Birthday: January 4th

Zodiac: Capricorn

Gender: Cis man

Sexuality: Bi

Career: Secret agent

Place of employment: Classified

Parents: (Estranged from) Eleanor & Richard Dasher

Strengths: Agile, go-getter, perserving, energetic, knowledgable, multi-skilled, tech-savvy, charming, friendly, helpful, understanding, excitable/enthusiastic

Weaknesses: Perfectionist, vain, often distrustful, self-sacrificial, appears distant, gets distracted easily, scared of vulnerability, may secretly hold grudges, workaholic and often unable to relax, secretly insecure/self-conscious

Neurodivergent?: Yes (ADHD)

[woodwool]

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MANS. YOU BETTER ENJOY TODAY AND CHILL. THIS IS A THREAT /j

Darn, I think after the last two years, I need to. I've been so caught up with everything I haven't meant to!! Haha, thank you so much!! I've needed to!!

Though I don't consider myself old. Does it show? I try and take things in stride.

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

hey loser (affectionate) what’s ur favorite type of cake

Rex laughed affectionately at the greeting. “Thank you, that’s very sweet of you to ask,” he responded, amusedly, “My birthday’s already here, which I can’t believe. I don’t tend to always celebrate in the biggest ways, not until as of recent anyway. Although it’s known all too well that I am incredibly fond of angel cake as well as partial to a Victoria sponge.” He laughed, this time more nervously. “Perhaps it became a bit of a tradition.”

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

Capricorn spy boi has his birthday today!! He's having a good time, if you want to send him any birthday wishes feel free to do so!!

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

Rex,if you had (or have) Instagram, what would be your username?

Rex laughed in an affectionate way at the question. “That’s very flattering of you to ask,” he replied, face dropping slightly, “Unfortunately I don’t. Company policy. Otherwise you know I’d be all over it.” He quirked an eyebrow, grinning. “As for the name...most likely classified. I feel like I give away enough already with the career I have.”

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

Hello Rex! What do you know about the super 4? Have you ever met them?

“Oh, I know about them!” he responded brightly, before his face and voice dropped, “I’ve just...never been able to get around to finding out more about them.” He laughed nervously, shrugging. “They’re on my radar, but I always get so busy with other cases. I really should look more into them...”

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

i know i don’t tend to be as active, but i might be more than usual this year (new year spirit), so i might do a little bio of him in a bit. also a reminder that i’ve headcanoned his birthday as January 4th, if anyone would like to wish the spy boi a happy birthday then

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

RPer Awareness Announcement

Ask memes.

This is a bigger issue than people think. I know people make tons of them, all the way down to RP prompts, questions, drabbles, all that jazz. But this sort of thing needs to be recognized and needs to be addressed:

If someone is reblogging millions upon millions of ask memes, you should do that person a favor and try to at least send a couple or so asks.

The reason why is because many people on this site want to feel wanted. They want to feel loved and they like the attention, but perhaps it’s just the way I feel about it. Even so, it goes a long way if you send someone an ask. I’ve seen many of my favorite RP blogs get close to shutting down because no one took the time to send at least one ask to that person and it’s sad. People reblog literally PAGES of ask memes and no one sends them anything.

So, please, just try to care for your fellow partner and send an ask. You never know when their blog might break because of it.

[deactivated-blog]

Tell me on anon something you want my muse to go through

[ask-meme-addicts]

Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.

Alternatively, send 🔥 + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

You want more angst?? Rex is super touch starved but there's the unfortunate side effect of being manhandled by his enemies as a form of torture that means he doesn't react well at affection or physical touch in general, especially involving an emotional shut down or flinching (yes I am self projecting with these reactions), and considering how conflicted he is about Maximus, an ex-villainous emperor, this is definitely a part of it :))))

That's one reason he debates that they were meant to pursue each other just as enemies because with that dynamic in play concerning his enemies, something would feel very wrong to relive that and accidentally romanticise the feelings when enemies do that to him, even though Max means it in the nicest possible way :))))

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

I know the whole idea of Rex being genuinely oblivious when it comes to pining but there's also the whole thing of him pretending to be oblivious because he feels he can't commit and doesn't want to let Max down. He's pretending a lot because he's used to it but after all the stuff he's used to, it takes closeness and the accidental brushing of Max's arm or hand against him to have a real overwhelming effect on his psyche

[rpsentencestarters]

Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

[roguishlyhandsomesecretagent]

@maximus-arcus-inimicus only for a future suggestion ;)

[rppanda]

Dear RPers who have wanted to interact.

I feel like i need to address this because i find it’s an issue many people, especially newcomers, have in RP.

PLEASE. DO. NOT. BE. SHY. TO. SAY. HI.

There’s no reason to be anxious or hesitant if you want to talk to me. I will happily accept a random starter, or a random tag, or an inbox message! Even if we’ve never interacted or even acknowledged one another, i will still HAPPILY interact with you!

You’re not bothering me. You’re not annoying. You’re not making me uncomfortable. I LIKE to interact with new people, it’s very exciting and fun!

Please, PLEASE, don’t be hesitant when sending in ANYTHING. I’m having a lot more fun than your anxiety tells you!