My Blogs A Joke Like Me

Hey im Robert and have no friends but I’m engaged so thats cool.

[hipster-aesthetics]

[kaseprince]

[perrfectly]

[perrfectly]

[hipster-aesthetics]

[insight-jd]

[safeguards]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that our bodies are full of shit, but we don’t smell of shit, is really underrated.

[lomasdope]

I don’t have trust issues, I have “seen that shit happen before with my own eyes” issues.

[ugly]

“Once I stop caring you’re not getting it back. I’ll be cold as ice, I promise.”

— You get what you deserve Apr 3, 2015 (via iwrite-myheart)

[hentai-haven-x]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[studioghifli]

[rokerobe]

Literally mee

[studioghifli]

[c-bassmeow]

Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[zarathustra-would-be-proud]