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sonpat-rides-again

It's not getting isekaied that's the problem.

It's getting back.

sonpat-rides-again

That trucks gaining speed!

Aye!

sonpat-rides-again

This truly is a God forsaken place.

nogoombasonmywatch

DISCORD HAS POSTPONED AMERICAN ID VERIFICATION UNTIL MID 2026. DO NOT LET UP THE PRESSURE. KEEP REPOSTING AND PROTESTING

Though the pressure has certainly done something, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FORGET THEY HAVE DONE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY MUST LEARN THAT WE WON’T LAY DOWN AND TAKE IT

https://x.com/notexttospeech/status/2026346365580882164

pinkyprincessnom

This is still happening, reblogging for everyone

Tagging, sorry

@d0esery @roxfox5 @gentleman-velvet @youtube-privacy-union

artsekey

reblog to microwave them faster

safeguarding this here- guess thats a good use of a dead blog

#bleugh

Lamb art to go hand to hand with the previous narinder one, excelt their characterization is a lot more accuraye to the silly way i play this game (worse than bishops)

Also is it me, or is kallamar genuinely a very hard boss fight? His second bout killed me twice in a row, which, considering what a casual game cotl is, is very emberassing!

#lamb #cult of the lamb #cotl #kallamar mentioned

Narinder!

I love the idea of a literal God being forcibly kicked off from his God perch and being thrown into real life- but what's tbe real twist is that said God was imprisoned YouTube goku style. So I made a few little head cannons and drew them:

-not used to having a real body, forgets to eat

-never really gets over lamb kicking his ass due to this or that reason

-funnily enough obsessed with rain, the feeling of rain droplets falling on him makes him giddy

-used to get a lot of (dd1 ancestor voice) gems and baubles.... since you know, God of death. Hades. Overall grump-ass. Seems like those types get diamonds a lot, and before his stint as a mortal, he never really looked at what was offered to him closely (it was about the action itself, the devotion, the worship.) But when he's mortal, he's infinitely obsessed with shiny things like a little dragon.

-he thinks the lamb is, quite honestly, despicable. But in time, he warms up to them, and the two immortals begin a reconciliation. It takes probably a few centuries because you dint get over any of the shit either of them got struck by, but all they have is each other.

I do of course have my own little toy box with cult of the lamb, but these headcannons are meant to be more broad

#narinder #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl #small lambs here and there #narilamb #cotl lamb #he does bite things but if i was stuck in the respawn screen for millenia i too #would bite some stuff

Or: larinder leaves the cult, Lamb is totally normal about it and doesnt take anything personally at all and is totally real about it.

Can be read as a continuation of the last small comic, or as a standalone. Either case, same characters.

Also it occured to me when i finished this that goat noses arent like that but- uhm- look! Look at the jingling keys 🔑🔑🔑!!

#cult of the lamb #ctol #narinder #lamb #narilamb?#narilamb #well kinda #its a break up scene does that count as shipping art?

Tw: fucked up in a weird way, blood (but badly drawn), implied death

messy and improvised comic where lamb has problems and isn't quite ready to let go of he who waits despite their Betrayal (because they are, quite frankly, kind of a dick) so they forcibly hold down Narinder and pray to him, because they can't cope with the idea that narinder's just a guy now (and its all their fault)

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #narilamb

#cult of the lamb #digital doodle #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #kinda? its weird #narinder: honestly lamb id like to go do literally anything else #lamb: i think the fuck not

hip-pouch

Big men go brrr

robtheherb

Hello RE3 remake brought me back to life I love how ridiculously spectacular Nemesis is

dukeofqueers

fucking spikes.

rokrix

FUCKİNG SPİKES.

hvm-art

SORROWFUL BE THE BART, PENITENT MARGE

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”