Tracer Protection Agency

Ugly Nerd. Tracer main until the servers fucking burn down, but overall flex.

[yaboring-yabasic]

just some highlights of john mulaney’s opinions

[skelebabie]

we are human beings too. SW’s are not below you. give us some respect.

[xaira-gabvi]

Excuse me, the dancers get a fine if they get touched?!?!?

[skelebabie]

correct. the fine can be up to $300. so keep your hands to yourself lol

[bunny-blaster]

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[whyarealltherealusernamestaken]

hey op?

[officialunitedstates]

no

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Zombies in popular media went from being caused by dark supernatural forces to viral or parasitic outbreaks. It kinda says a lot about how we used to explain the world around us, and how differently we explain it now

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

[gamechangershow]

Nice

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

;-)

[gricefalco]

Bonding moment :)

[navpike]

i heard there was a new meme format

[yocalio]

[tracer-isms]

I haven’t seen anyone talking about the Social Media feed in Spider-Man PS4 so I’m going to post some highlights

It’s like Tumblr and Twitter had a baby and it was bought by Insomniac

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

That’s a mood, Pete.

[rustedmoose]

Me at every spider I see after I consume spider-man media