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Me and my girlfriend made a joint minecraft LAN where I could teach her how to play. She accidentally made all the name tags the same for all her 15 axolotls. Not only that, but she also didn’t realise she had to erase the “name tag” part from the tags. So now she has 15 axolotls named “Name Tag Matti” and I just love her so much
Sometimes a family can be a girl, her girlfriend, and their 15 Name Tag Mattis.
Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise.
🤣 This kid
they’re such good kids. steve would be proud.
My favorite thing about this is that he 100% perfectly predicted his sister’s body language.
this also implies robert doesn’t wear anything but that outfit and that outfit only
author: her power is that her nipples shoot boiling milk so she has to be topless always
fans: she isn’t sexualized, the author had to draw her like that because its her power. its out of his control.
i hope you all know i didnt make up the example i used
I would rather have not known that thanks
I hope you all know there are at least two different things this example could be referencing
I liked not knowing that, actually
I'm a Straight White Man every day of my life, on Wednesday Nights I just wanna be a lesbian!
~my friend on his Druid character who is searching for her wife
Funny story about that actually, she’s figured out that she IS a lesbian 7 days a week
We got another one girls
the fucking layers to this music video, the american justice system being a representation of outside, homophobic people persecuting him. the jail being named after him as symbol for internalized homophobia. him getting thicker and having tattoos embracing having a rough trade apperance and having bitches but still being fruity asl. the limp wrist! the naked dancing in the showers! the internal lgbt relationships with imprisoned black men! (we’re ignoring the jack harlow feature, he adds nothing) THE PRISON BREAK! PRISON BREAK BEING A SHOW WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS PLAYED BY A FAMOUS GAY HALF BLACK MAN!!! LAYERSSSSSS BIIITCCHHHH!!!!!
They're accused of violating the state's ban on "unnatural or perverted sexual practices" almost two decades after the Supreme Court overtur
The video store lets people rent locked rooms where they can watch adult video content. According to the Harford County Sheriff’s Office, they have received complaints from area residents and other patrons about the store.
“I went inside and was hooking up with someone and the next thing I know eight of us were against the wall with handcuffs with plastic zip ties on them,” one man arrested in the raid told the Washington Blade. “And we all spent the night in jail. I was released at like six o’clock in the morning.”
"I don’t know why people have a problem with this. We go there to meet people like us.”
A friend of another of the arrested men said that his friend and another man were in a locked booth together when police “in full riot gear unlocked his room and arrested him and his friend.” They are now facing a charge of indecent exposure for their activity in a locked room.
“They spent the night in jail and were badly treated,” the arrested man’s friend said.
Maryland’s law against perverted sexual practices bans oral sex with other people and animals, as well as any other “unnatural or perverted sexual practice with another or with an animal.”
Like many sodomy laws, the text of this law does not explicitly name gay and bi people – heterosexual couples can also engage in oral sex – but in practice laws like these are only enforced against people having sex with the same sex.
Sodomy laws like this one were overturned by the Supreme Court in its landmark 2003 Lawrence v. Texas decision, which said that states can’t use appeals to morality to justify laws that ban private activity between consenting adults.
A 2013 Fourth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision about Virginia’s ban on anal and oral sex reaffirmed that it’s unconstitutional to ban private sex acts even if the laws apply to heterosexual couples as well. Maryland is in that court’s jurisdiction.
“There are cases around the country discussing whether certain areas are private, usually focusing on whether the participants had a reasonable expectation of privacy,” attorney Greg Nevins told the Blade. He said that locked rooms in video stores should be considered the same as locked hotel rooms.
That several of the men aren’t facing charges for indecent exposure at all indicates that authorities are not even accusing them of having sex in public.
The Sheriff’s Office defended the raid in a statement, citing “an increased number of concerns and allegations of a wide variety of illegal activity.” The statement did not say whether those complaints were about sexual activity happening behind locked doors.
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This happening in 2021 goes to show that these laws technically being invalidated across the country in 2003 doesn't actually mean that much when day-to-day enforcement of laws is up to the discretion of a fascist paramilitary gang.
"Can someone get sentenced?" cannot be the only concern. This isn't the only time this has happened over the last couple decades. Police are completely unaccountable, so they are free to create their own form of law. What is arresting someone and throwing them in a cell for a night if not a punishment? These articles say the supreme court rendered these laws 'unenforceable', but what is this police harassment if not enforcement?
I’m here for this. I’m here for supportive anime Dad and heavy metal son.
Same energy
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
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Curses are much easier to make these days, and much more fun
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This is so cool
I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
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it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
March 2, 2019
IT’S TIME
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<3 IT’S TIME <3
guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!
IT IS TIME
MARCHOWEEN
honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever.
to all my fellow asians, i hope you’re doing alright mentally and that you’re physically safe. if you need it, there’s a post with good info about asian therapists, and a toolkit for dealing with racial trauma. please take care of yourself <3 to everyone else (especially white people), please support us during this traumatic time, and refrain from doing insensitive things. support links:
here is an active ever updating twitter donation thread https://stopaapihate.org/ https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate https://www.advancingjustice-atlanta.org/ https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-to-help-asian-communities-2021.html https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://stopasianhate.carrd.co/ https://www.aarcatl.org/
Dhxjsjxhdhshdhd I love my bf so much he just said "hey do you ever see a picture that changes your life forever" and then showed me a photo of a loaf of bread shaped like a crocodile
in case you were curious this is the photo and yes, my life has significantly changed for the better after seeing it
[Image ID: a photo of a glass display in a bakery, in which five large and exquisitely crafted crocodile-shaped loaves of bread are stacked up. End ID]
