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I like Drawing Don’t post a lot Hench and The Villains’ Code is my life :)

[unfamiliarvoidofyours]

nerevoryn

credits to chippypiper for clothes inspo

nerevarine n dagoth ur

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[drewhayesalyzer]

@cactuskat this is perfect vibes for your au!!! With Tori and Ivan

@roll4luck bc i thought youd like this.

[roll4luck]

Wade vs Ivan, or maybe Xelas vs Ivan, it could be alotttt of different people

[shap3shifter-witch]

Thinking abt how Villains Code is just a bunch of tumblr artist coded OCs tossed in a world and are just trying to survive. Like we have Mr. “Ate a god but looks like a normal dude” like a plot straight out of a manga, furry that’s a literal amalgamation of different animals, Video Game Kid, Big Fuck You Dragon, captain “I make shit weird”, literal fire who is also aroace, and SO MANY MORE. like I know that’s how stories are written, you think of characters and put them in Situations, but man, it reads like a comic book in the best way with so many unique characters and mechanics of how they work in the world, and how the plot revolves around character relationships while intertwining an excellent amount of action and fight scenes. I love this series so much. I neeeeed the next book to come out I NEEEEEED ITTTT

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[sgkg]

[roll4luck]

Ryland Grace being largely headcanoned as aroace by the fandom while also being shipped with every character ever written is so special to me

Captain Dr. Ryland Grace I love you

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[cowardsexual]

stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"

complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)

[wolfythewitch]

I'm a twin

[roll4luck]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect ColtLand Gentry is like, were these three picked as siblings by the fanon just because of their names?? Courtland and Ryland, Court and Colt, Coltland and Courtland, Grace and Gentry. And Colt has the perfect excuse to use Seavers and not Grace, as like a stage name or something

PLUS the twins AU where the picture of Ryland is actually Colt and he just can’t remember

[roll4luck]

Also I’ve seen someone say there was a deleted scene of Fall Guy where Alma says Colt was raised in Florida, which I have not been able to find, but Court is also from Florida so yknowwww

[a-spectacular-pigeon]

Ridge City dash simulator

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Imagine you spend weeks planning a hold up of an office building with a big burly meta and everything and you get taken down by this guy

#cyber geek #AHC #new hero debut! #(i'm just joking I love you donald)

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🌞 apollo-official Follow

Thanks for dropping in nonny, love to meet the fans! Funny you should mention That Giant Moth Guy, the bristles from his legs actually make the perfect comb for keeping the curls light and bouncy! But if you can't get hold of That Giant Moth Guy's bristles you can substitute with about two dozen regular sized moths.

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yeah

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me when the AHC's newest recruit saves me from a street mugging

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Fuck you, this shit is absolutely not funny at all

Medley isn't a fun character, or your newest blorbo, he is a human being who has undergone a horrific transformation against his will. My grandfather was involved in a factory accident that partially transformed him with frog-like features, and it took years of trauma counselling and support for him to come to terms with what happened to him, and to this day he still doesn't feel comfortable leaving the house.

It is unspeakably callous and insensitive to be thirsting over what is probably the most traumatic experience of this man's life. Fuck all of you.

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multerion what's your grandad's number

🐙 malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow

answer the question multerion what's the number

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

Can someone please rob the bank I work at I need a day off

#I prommy I won't call the capes #we're so submissive and robbable please

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2496 days since last lodestar sighting

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help the girlies are shipping Lodestar with dead mass murderers now

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okay but I know this fic and the screenshot is not doing it justice

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went to a nightclub to blow off some steam and fucking NEXUS dropped a bunch of INTERDIMENSIONAL MONSTERS in the middle of the fucking dance fIoor can't have shit in Ridge City

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At least you had capes on the scene, when my workplace was crashed by flaming skeletal dinosaurs resurrected by a dark wizard it took two hours to get a cape response. Like, the AHC is thirty minutes away where the fuck were they did they stop for coffee??

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Certainly not at my coffee shop which was trapped in a time loop for the better part of a week

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hey quick question what the FUCK is going on in Ridge City

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

Do y'all ever wonder what Professor Quantum is up to these days

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Lab tech here! He's had his lab coat stuck under a piece of equipment for the last two hours and is too embarrassed to ask for help, he doesn't realise we can hear him begging the coat to come out

🧠 the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow

I cannot believe how rude and disrespectful you are to a man as accomplished as Professor Quantum. Are you so embarrassed that you will never achieve even a thousandth of his accolades that you have to try pathetically to besmirch his good name? It doesn't even make sense for him to be stuck, his abilities give him enhanced physical attributes as well as a mind acute enough to solve his way out of any conundrum. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Lab tech again, Dick is right he is no longer stuck. He's now going out on the town trying to flirt while hiding his stained and rumpled lab coat, but he has a twig stuck in his hair from when he walked into a tree earlier and everyone is talking about it.

🧠 the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow

This is the most disgusting display of slander I have ever witnessed. First of all, everyone knows that Professor Quantum is working on Vomesa, furthering his research into the great mysteries of our world. He's certainly not wasting his precious time or genius "flirting" with lesser minds.

Professor Quantum is the greatest mind of any generation, and responsible for shaping the world as we know it. He is too intelligent to walk into trees or get stuck under machines, and even suggesting it is so impossibly insulting it should classify as a crime.

I hope you've enjoyed this moment of mirth before the tide of history inevitably washes over you and forgets you forever, you miserable pissant.

🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

I looked at this guy's blog and

Bestie he is not gonna fuck you

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🌞 apollo-official Follow

they hot tho?

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well at least apollo-official isn't infantalising donald, unlike a bunch of fucking COWARDS I know

#cyber geek #I can't be the only one who thinks he's hot af #didn't he used to work in IT? #cause I'd let him wire my mainframe any day

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Hey y'all, can you get meta abilities by sticking your foot just right in the toilet seat and getting stuck there for like, twenty minutes? Asking for a friend.

#metas #cape name pending #flush rush jr? #is that copyright infringement?

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What do you mean theres a guild of villains operating out of the centre of ridge city and nobody said or did anything about it????

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A REGISTERED CHARITY

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my whole family is kind of freaking out about the whole 'theres a secret guild of villains in a ten minutes drive from our house' thing and let me tell you they did NOT think me asking if they would be interested in hooking up was appropriate

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"ooOOooh, RPF is disrespectful, why would you ship someone with their nemesis, what's wrong with you-" stfu. Fornax is dead and Lodestar's been missing for years I can do what I want

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Oh fuck oh no what the fuck what the fuck

#HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD #STOP REBLOGGING THIS WHAT IF HE SEES

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hey what the fuck

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#what do I do??? #do I change my url???? #change my name and flee the country??? #is fornax even on tumblr???????? #I mean he's not in the ground so who fucking knows

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ZERO DAYS SINCE THE LAST LODESTAR SIGHTING

#We're so fucking back!!! #posting from the emergency bunker rn #I think our apartment was totalled by fornax

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⏰ imissthetimeloop Follow

Hey quick question has anyone ever actually fucking died ever asking for my grandfather

#fornax #doctor mechaniacal #morgana la fey #seriously has any villain ever actually died or was all of it a lie

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Big day for Apollo haters everywhere

#how we feeling y'all

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shit do you think I need to change my blog name?

#i swear I had this url before we knew #it wasn't even about the hero

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🐀 ridgecityratrace Follow

They didn't even blow up my fucking bank

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(made with @itsfrenchfornothankyou)

[shap3shifter-witch]

THIS. THIS IS IT. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[roll4luck]

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND SO COOL WHAT

[roll4luck]

Ryan Gosling and Markiplier IS SO my niche and it’s actually amazing how well some of the characters go together, I used to be obsessed with Who Killed Markiplier and the choose your own adventures (ISWM, AHWM, ADWM) so here are some of the Egos I think the Goslings would either get along with or utterly hate, be warned I know a lot more Egos than Ryan Gosling characters since I only started watch some of his other movies bc of PHM

Ryland Grace - Yes yes Ik about Simon and Bloodymary, but I think him and Engineer would also get along pretty well. I don’t think he would strongly dislike any of the egos but he would get rage baited by Dr. Iplier and refuse to call him a Doctor

Ken - Listen him are Warfstache are just perfect, I’ve seen it on TikTok and no other character match’s like that pink buffoon, at least until he whips the gun out. Google would hate him but he hates everyone and it’s one sided

Colt Seavers - Ik bro is a day one Actor Mark hater, he’s basically just Tom Ryder in a different font being both an asshole and framing someone for murder. I feel like he and Illinois would talk about cool stunts and stuff (Illinois is probably lying straight through his teeth) I think he and Bing would also have some stuff in common. He and Bim Trimmer would definitely get in a fist fight over something stupid

Courtland Gentry/Six - off the top of my head Yancy since they were both in jail, other than that theres really nothing connecting them. Dark and him are both brooding but Six is a bit too quipy, in any situation that they meet Court is probably getting sent to assassinate Damien but I feel like they would get along under circumstance. Maybe heist Mark?

Sebastian (Honorable Mention) - I’ve never seen La La Land but just based off the fact that it’s a musical Yancy

[roll4luck]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect ColtLand Gentry is like, were these three picked as siblings by the fanon just because of their names?? Courtland and Ryland, Court and Colt, Coltland and Courtland, Grace and Gentry. And Colt has the perfect excuse to use Seavers and not Grace, as like a stage name or something

PLUS the twins AU where the picture of Ryland is actually Colt and he just can’t remember

[cactuskat]

my heart is broken

my goofy little chaos junkie fighter shonen boy dreams of Fornax have been cast aside

[roll4luck]

Hey never give up on your dreams, that’s what fanons for!

[roll4luck]

Something I just thought about was the trolly problem, and that it’s basically Eva Stratt

To do nothing - to watch humanity die slowly, withering away from cold and starvation. She would know humanity was doomed to fall to war, that’s how history always played out

Or to pull the lever - to send Ryland off to space against his will, nuking Antarctica to increase the green house gasses and global warming, paving the Sahara to breed enough astrophage for the Hail Mary to even stand a chance.

Eva Stratt loved humanity, and she would pull the lever every single time, no matter how much it hurt

[suicide-sauce]

Major Villain novel spoilers contained in a really dumb and badly drawn one-page comic under the cut

I put like 2% effort into this but I needed it to exist

[roll4luck]

LMAO THIS IS GREAT

[roll4luck]

I utterly adore Keller and Anna, not as a ship obviously, but their relationship is just so incredible. Like do you hate each other? Is she your adopted daughter? Is he your older brother? I would do anything to keep you safe, even if you don’t know your own worth to the world (to me)

Slight Hench/Villain spoilers

Where I’d expected a career-long rivalry to take root, a weird, rough affection was growing between us. Every time I suggested something ridiculous, he grew warmer 

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The pile of presents was dominated by a massive teddy bear from Keller and his goons. 

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Whatever the official protocol was never happened; Keller came instead 

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“I won’t lie—it’s more difficult at the beginning, kiddo,” 

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No one listened like Keller did when he really felt like it. 

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I don’t know how much time passed, but it was dark when I realized there was a hand on my shoulder, someone calling my name calmly and steadily. My mouth felt cottony and consciousness was a fight. For a moment I didn’t know where I was.

“Anna. Come on, kiddo. Anna.” 

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Keller was on his haunches next to me, forearms resting on his knees. He looked downright concerned, his thick eyebrows turned upward and his frown lines especially deep.

“I’m all right,” I said, rubbing my face. “Just tired.”

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“I will prove it.” “I know.” “I swear.” Keller wrapped his arms around me and squeezed. I let him hold me up for a minute, closed my eyes. 

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Keller was screaming gleefully into the comm in my ear. “That’s right, girls, tear that motherfucker apart.” He sounded so proud.

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“There is NO WAY—”

“Not even a hello.”

“On god’s GREEN EARTH—”

“Here we go.”

“That you are going anywhere near—”

“Keller.”

“That fucking building.”

“I didn’t commit to anything.”

“Don’t give me that horseshit.”

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“It isn’t worth your life.” He looked up at the ceiling for a minute. “Do your own math. Run it. Tell me it’s worth you maybe dying over.”

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Like you can’t tell me that if Leviathan was ANYONE else Keller wouldn’t have squared up or told him off already. Was Leviathan concerned about Anna walking right into a Draft building to meet with Mom? He signed off on it right away, yknow who didn’t want her to go, to potentially put herself in danger for seemingly no good reason? Keller.

Speaking of Mom why did he keep calling Anna “kiddo”, that’s Kellers kiddo not yours, lay off