âI have never been ready for this.â
âWhoâs watch is that?â
âIâm in the middle of a scene!â
âWell, have at it you pesky devil.â
âThis is not what friends do!â
âDid you feel like you were transported to another time?â
âThatâs very self aware.â
âI do not know what these are.â
âIâll die for a jelly bean, baby.â
âCongratulations, you have died.â
âIâm gonna start using that.â
âThere were some baller upsides to this whole thing.â
âTell ya what, I think it sure is fun to make people die.â
âThis is intolerable.â
âIâm gonna walk by you slowly so you can see who won.â
âIs it hot in here? Ugh, thatâs too personal.â
âThereâs no nipple! For the record.â
âWell, you would get real beheaded.â
âKind of sounded a little bit like erotica to me.â
âHe either looks indifferent or very disappointed and angry.â
âI had something way grosser in my mind.â
âYou thought you were safe but another question has pounced.â
âThis is the most fun Iâve had in a really long time.â
âI donât like it âcause I wasnât right.â
âAww, I hope thereâs disguises.â
âWho goes there? Iâll kill you!â
âWhat do you think just happened?â
âIâm gonna get myself a veranda.â
âDonât be so needy.â
âLet me take this from the top, huh?â
âWhat a champ youâve been!â
âBe a treat and hide behind that potted plant over there.â
âItâs the goddamn SATs all over again.â
âSmart. Just plain smart.â
âYou ever think about the horses on a battlefield, just getting peppered by bullets and muskets?â
âI was a horse girl, there I said it, I was.â
âGod I love sugar cubes.â
âIt started off as a grift, how did it end up like this?â
âThat was actually not that bad.â
âDonât compliment yourself you son of a bitch.â
âThatâs not a euphemism.â
âIâd love to die on a lazy river.â
âThis is some weird bullshit.â
âIs that somehow more offensive?â
âJust what in the hell kind of answer is that?â
âItâs arbitrary, itâs all arbitrary.â
âSounds as if something has happened.â
âWhat is this jargon?â
âOh shit, sinking bros, this may be it.â
âWhy must you do the things that you do?â
âThe physics of that situation donât make any sense.â
âEww, look at these bodies!â
âThis sounds like the writing of an old woman laying in bed.â
âChopping people up ainât my scene.â
âIt doesnât seem right.â
âStop complimenting yourself in the third person!â
âThis is probably very therapeutic for them.â
âItâs here and there.â
âNormally theyâre full of jellybeans but I spilled them.â
âI am a little nasty.â
âHas the universe ever just challenged you?â
âWhoâs hand is that?â
âYou know your audience.â
âHistoryâs a sad thing.â
âOkay, no, that was too crass, thatâs disgusting.â
âHowâd you like to be dead?â
âYou seem passionate about this.â
âCome on, open my little bag.â
âAll the crops died.â
âI guess thatâs gusto.â
âThatâs right, Iâm a history buff!â
âBut no one ate dirt, right?â
âI didnât realize it was the fucking Wild West out here.â
âI reward creativity!â
âThatâs my catchphrase now, I think.â
âNot sure I approve of that.â
âIt sort of captures the craziness of whatâs about to happen.â
âI guess we can clap for that.â
âOh wow, what another miserable day in what is basically Hell.â
âYouâre looking, uhh, actually youâre looking pretty awful.â
âItâs weird it took you this long to figure it out.â
âSo, nothing pleasant about this.â
âHave you ever been trapped in a prison of your own laughter?â
âIt didnât take long for things to go from strange to dark.â
âIt just makes things sadder without music, yâknow what I mean?â
âYou know what? Not working, really not working.â
âWeâre on the same wavelength, I appreciate that.â
âWell, letâs order a bunch of little red shoes then.â
âHow long does it take to make a shoe?â
âThatâs a lot of people to hypnotize.â
âIsnât that sweet?â
âSure, a lot of people died, but⌠uhhâŚâ
âGod doesnât really look like how youâd expect him to.â
âItâs not the worst thing that Iâve done!â
âThat was disturbing.â
âThat wasnât me, that was God.â
âItâs a dance-off, folks.â
âI donât like that one bit.â