“I have never been ready for this.”
“I’m in the middle of a scene!”
“Well, have at it you pesky devil.”
“This is not what friends do!”
“Did you feel like you were transported to another time?”
“That’s very self aware.”
“I do not know what these are.”
“I’ll die for a jelly bean, baby.”
“Congratulations, you have died.”
“I’m gonna start using that.”
“There were some baller upsides to this whole thing.”
“Tell ya what, I think it sure is fun to make people die.”
“I’m gonna walk by you slowly so you can see who won.”
“Is it hot in here? Ugh, that’s too personal.”
“There’s no nipple! For the record.”
“Well, you would get real beheaded.”
“Kind of sounded a little bit like erotica to me.”
“He either looks indifferent or very disappointed and angry.”
“I had something way grosser in my mind.”
“You thought you were safe but another question has pounced.”
“This is the most fun I’ve had in a really long time.”
“I don’t like it ‘cause I wasn’t right.”
“Aww, I hope there’s disguises.”
“Who goes there? I’ll kill you!”
“What do you think just happened?”
“I’m gonna get myself a veranda.”
“Let me take this from the top, huh?”
“What a champ you’ve been!”
“Be a treat and hide behind that potted plant over there.”
“It’s the goddamn SATs all over again.”
“Smart. Just plain smart.”
“You ever think about the horses on a battlefield, just getting peppered by bullets and muskets?”
“I was a horse girl, there I said it, I was.”
“God I love sugar cubes.”
“It started off as a grift, how did it end up like this?”
“That was actually not that bad.”
“Don’t compliment yourself you son of a bitch.”
“That’s not a euphemism.”
“I’d love to die on a lazy river.”
“This is some weird bullshit.”
“Is that somehow more offensive?”
“Just what in the hell kind of answer is that?”
“It’s arbitrary, it’s all arbitrary.”
“Sounds as if something has happened.”
“Oh shit, sinking bros, this may be it.”
“Why must you do the things that you do?”
“The physics of that situation don’t make any sense.”
“Eww, look at these bodies!”
“This sounds like the writing of an old woman laying in bed.”
“Chopping people up ain’t my scene.”
“Stop complimenting yourself in the third person!”
“This is probably very therapeutic for them.”
“Normally they’re full of jellybeans but I spilled them.”
“Has the universe ever just challenged you?”
“You know your audience.”
“Okay, no, that was too crass, that’s disgusting.”
“How’d you like to be dead?”
“You seem passionate about this.”
“Come on, open my little bag.”
“That’s right, I’m a history buff!”
“But no one ate dirt, right?”
“I didn’t realize it was the fucking Wild West out here.”
“That’s my catchphrase now, I think.”
“Not sure I approve of that.”
“It sort of captures the craziness of what’s about to happen.”
“I guess we can clap for that.”
“Oh wow, what another miserable day in what is basically Hell.”
“You’re looking, uhh, actually you’re looking pretty awful.”
“It’s weird it took you this long to figure it out.”
“So, nothing pleasant about this.”
“Have you ever been trapped in a prison of your own laughter?”
“It didn’t take long for things to go from strange to dark.”
“It just makes things sadder without music, y’know what I mean?”
“You know what? Not working, really not working.”
“We’re on the same wavelength, I appreciate that.”
“Well, let’s order a bunch of little red shoes then.”
“How long does it take to make a shoe?”
“That’s a lot of people to hypnotize.”
“Sure, a lot of people died, but… uhh…”
“God doesn’t really look like how you’d expect him to.”
“It’s not the worst thing that I’ve done!”
“That wasn’t me, that was God.”
“It’s a dance-off, folks.”
“I don’t like that one bit.”
