DnD And Shit

It's my blog I'll post what I want to — local bisexual disaster — Agender —They/Them

[valtsv]

*giggling and kicking my feet* there is an old and terrible wound festering inside me

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[macrolit]

Beware!!

[lukore]

this in the singularity

[kindlingnorah]

Someone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kink

[gutsygills]

whatever it takes, man

[aptronyms]

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[aptronyms]

this is what it's all about

[dreamwithintheheart]

I gotta add my girl Summer to this post. 

[dragonindigo245]

Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands

[sweet--tooth]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[important-animal-images]

[69693wpw]

[guennyboy6137-love]

Resist! Do not comply!

[mngent]

👆

[frostyreturns]

Also accept nothing, taking a small thing even like a coupon can be interpreted as you accepting it as compensation.

[trutown-the-bard]

And the courts will agree with the party “compensating” you. Because the Court’s definition of “reasonable person” is completely divorced from reality.

[lobelee]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[coughloop]

Two gnomes choked to death in a vegetable patch today after an attempt to "lady and the tramp this string bean" went tragic

[signerjarts]

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

[alexiswalkingonsunshine]

Why would you leave this gem in the tags

[fierceawakening]

ONE FOR THE MONSTER FUCKERS

[everythingfox]

Hungry boi

(via)

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[ordinaryredtail]

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

[deathsmallcaps]

(My experience with broody birds is chickens) Why does she do that? Is she having trouble keeping all the eggs under her? Or does she not pluck her breast to expose her skin to the eggs for more warmth?

[ordinaryredtail]

Yep, birds of prey usually also pluck a brood patch! Shes doing it to rotate and reposition the eggs under her to keep them all warm.

[raeseddon]

Best quality: her mama wiggles

[owl-song]

I am no kind of bird expert, but I think it’s mama AND papa wiggles? At 0:06 and 0:41 that is definitely a different bird.

[ordinaryredtail]

Yes, the gray headed bird is the male!

[wadebae]

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[catchymemes]

[ydrill]

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

[gomi-chandesu]

Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

[insomniac-arrest]

I will not sleep until feminism has achieved examples of Those Two Guys or Just Some Guys in movies, like, character design that is funky, possibly dumb as shit, absolutely a good time

I want this for us

[insomniac-arrest]

you know what? I finally remembered an example of this.

Despite everything … Undertale is still here for us.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

[teaboot]