[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[bugsroseee]

Tag your porn

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[megustamemes]

[animal-factbook]

[guccigoose]

Blasphemy

[akvoiden]

oh my god

[genkakuazuma-blog]

[jeffgoldblumsjazzclub-deactivat]

how much of florida are we talking here

[rolling-my-3y3s]

More relevant now than ever.

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[angelmutual]

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

has nobody mentioned that todd barry thinks that you can only happen to punch the wrong keys on a vending machine in connecticut

[mustardtigress]

[captainmotleycrue81]

@simplykalea

[fromaaage]

@alien-sunflower-seed un comme ça ce serait parfait! ;)

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

View this post on Instagram

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[fomysquad]

[blextrophy]

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so focused. (via saraboulos)

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

This is so pure