Tried To Be Hipster

I sucked at being hipster

[calebwittebane]

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop

[casmick-consequences]

"soup section"... more like where's the clothes

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[buzzfeed]

W H A T

[curlicuecal]

this is fucking with my head so hard

[curlicuecal]

*confused and angry squeaking*

[curlicuecal]

*hissing and backing away from the unknown*

[purified-zone]

Thanks! I hate it!

[wheeloffortune-design]

COME ON

[justanothadeadbloginthevoid]

[love-to-love-puppies]

If you squint you can make them look straight but this is really messing with me

[maurypovichofficial2]

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

[maurypovichofficial2]

[screamydreamy]

[birdisms]

Video description:

A tiktok by @.leftatlondon. A woman in a racing jacket is outside talking to the viewer. She turns to reveal another woman with blue hair and a spiked collar crouching on a tree stump on all fours.

End description.

Audio transcript:

Woman 1: For the last fucking time, I am not the 'on all levels except physical, i am a wolf' girl. I am the 'haha, I do that' viner. Completely different vine. Just because that we both had shaggy hair, we're both closet cases and uh we both ended up becoming trans, doesn't mean we're the same person. Ain't that right Naya?

Woman 2 then howls.

End transcript.

[omgheygreta]

sometimes twitter is a beautiful place ✨

[astraldemise]

murder cheat and fuck your way through boston so god destroys it like she did with sodom and gomorrah

okay ! i will. what prompted this though

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by bigmarcduds. no caption]

[t3sticles]

Me entering the astral plane

[djpaulyd]

this comment was about creep by radiohead

[gingerbreadfrosting]

想吃这个星星✨葡萄🍇

[antimony-ore]

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[rogha]

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

[forbiddenxxfruitxx-deactivated2]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[saywhat-politics]

[cipheramnesia]

Didn't turn out as fine as advertised huh.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]