finishing this poast from my drafts bc well i was right 😏
-he gives off bisexual vibes...NO WAY he is het w/ the word juicy printed on the piece of paper that is his ass.
-ive said this b4 but hes 100% a cat person
-i had a dream a couple years ago that i was snippy and i was in a sparse grocery store parking lot. it was going 2 rain and the air was chilly. sky overcast. i remember that i was kind of mad bc i didnt get everything i wanted (reasoning was that there were too many ppl in the store but rlly it was like...3. at most.) so i tried 2 be as pointedly miffed as possible so that the 1 other guy in the parking lot would have 2 deal w/ it too. but the thing was that he was just standing there on his phone and he was across the lot. luckily he did glance up bc i kept looking at him. woke up b4 anything else happened. this is the only thing i base my snippy characterization off of.
-i think hes 1 of those ppl that will spend literal hours doesnt matter if like his mom is dying or anything hes focused on opening a jar
-hes not midwestern hes british but as an ohioan i think he qualifies as some1 who says ope
-not a headcanon but i just wanted 2 say i like zee idk why i dont post abt zeer that much...
-i think zeer favorite color is red like iwont say this with my chest or anything but think abt it... ^^
-zee is a animal person...i think zee likes horses. horsegirl. entidy. entity
-thisis basically just canon but very physically affectionate...very much some1 who does not care 4 personal space (ty sam <3)
-some1 who in general values their friends VERY MUCH its number 1 on zeer priorities
again nota headcanon but can you imagine captain pre-apoc jsut being normal like getting grocwries. i cant
-fav food....frosted animal crackers. maybe doesnt have a huge sweet tooth or anythinf though...likes bitter food
-VERY excited BUT isnt distracted very easily...he gets soso invested in things (perhaps due 2 dex momence)
-nimble but has bad joints. i feel itin my heart
-not quite pilot but i bet christophorus has read shakespeare at some point. cunt.
-if he had hair hed dye it every other day and it get so so brittle itd be like a dead bright purple with black stripes bush on his head
-he thinks spoiling tv shows is funny
-he likes sitting up rlly high and throwing rocks at ppl (snippy)
-i feel like hes scared of women
-speaking of scared of women ❤
-well hes definitely been bullied at sum point in his life
-his favorite movie is like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind or scott pilgrim against the world
-i know this has been beaten 2 the ground but come on hes just SUCH a reddit user i cant handle it. hes canonically a g-book user though so what do i know......*bitter*
-addicted 2 quotes he loves scouring the internet 4 hours just sniffinf around 4 them
-very bland taste in food. plain spaghetti even.
-generally not very spicy person but occassionally he will surprise you. parties hard
-decadent. but minimalist bc hes 1 of those bitchez. goes 2 disneyland every week type of decadent
ok thats it luv you all mwah mwah
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