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@roman-reyna
I’ve just realised Harry’s fame is not just something that will haunt him and his kids for years but he literally made history. One day kids at Hogwarts will complain that they have to write essays about some fucking guy called Harry Potter who died like 1000 years ago.
#AND HE’S JUST TRASH WHO USED TO LIVE IN THE SAME CASTLE
I thought this was about Harry styles
Honestly using Hades as the villain for every greek mythology story because he happens to rule over the afterlife would be like if 3000 years from now they made a bunch of Justice League movies where Batman was the villain because he has the darkest costume
There was also the thing where he imprisoned a goddess against her will because he was lonely. Hades is the bad guy.
Ok but it’s not like the other greek gods had the moral high ground on that, there’s no reason why Abduction McLonesome is more fit to be the villain than, say, his brother Zeus who kept transforming into stuff and forcing himself on women, or Kronos who kept eating his own children
Annabeth: Percy, we need a plan of attack!
Percy: I have a plan. Attack.
So the fate… of the entire human race depends upon my wild guess.
Percy Jackson, at one point in his life (via totallycorrectpjo)
Read Rick Riordan’s new series: Trials of Percy’s Patience
[James and Lily have just asked Sirus to be Harry's godfather]
Sirius: James, I suck with kids.
James: So? You suck with grownups, too.
Annabeth: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish!
Percy: Annabeth, I’ve never had a deathwish, it’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.
On one hand, I always expected Jason and Percy to be rivals and fight
but then again, in this first POV Jason literally jumps off a cliff to save a girl he just met without knowing he can fly
he was like oh yes this seems like the next logical step
and I’m like
of fucking course this dumb-ass sweetheart with a hero complex was gonna be Percy’s bro in .5 seconds
a percy jackson summary // based on this post.
spring is apparently gonna take ages to come this year. but I’m glad that Persephone is getting laid for a bit longer.
#‘no mom I’m not coming home yet. idk maybe april or something. me and hades just started Breaking Bad.’
Annabeth: I warn you, I've been trained to kill since I was seven.
Percy: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?
Annabeth: You can't address me like that.
Percy: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, Miss Chase?
James bringing a large black dog home, and Lily comes home later and she’s like “hey Sirius” and Sirius walks in the front door and says, “hi” then James looks at Lily and says, “I may have just stolen someone’s dog.”
How Tumblr Sees HoO Characters
Percy: HE’S NOT MY TYPE?!?!?!?!
Annabeth: Goddess of snuggling with Percy and architecture and being smart and awesome
Jason: A PAIR OF GLASSES
Piper: Smexy goddess with rainbow eyes and an overall aura of badassery
Hazel: more of minor character than she deserves
Frank: AWKWARD AND CUTE AND FIT AND UGH FRAAAAAZZZEEEELLL
Leo: I fix schist and look good doing it. Kiss my puns.
Calypso: Gentle and cute and sometimes covered in machine grease from kissing Leo and running her fingers through his hair
Reyna: “I want to be sexy enough to make people question their sexual orientation.”
Will: I smile a lot and heal people and I am sunny.
Nico: UGGGGHHHH WIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
Reyna had always thought of Jason Grace as the all-American boy. Thalia looked more like the girl who robbed all-American boys at knifepoint in an alley.
The Blood of Olympus Submitted by 62442meansmagic (via camphalfbloodquotes)
As Harry took off his glasses and climbed into his four-poster, he imagined how it must feel to have parents still living but unable to recognize you. He often got sympathy from strangers for being an orphan, but as he listened to Neville’s snores, he thought that Neville deserved it more than he did.
The rivalry ends here. I love you.
