“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.
“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.
“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.
“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
ohhh i havent listened to malevolent since july... i relistened a bit so im caught up now but i have to lock in
okay yes citadel of bones eternal torture yada yada yada
omg prison pits :3333 thats where i post from
yeah i forgot arthur ate that man
"yes i tortured people but This is worse because i was the one being tortured"
"i was trying to be better" yeah we all have our own stuff going on do you think the people you tortured didnt have an internal monologue
"for the first time i questioned who and what i was" me at 13 years old
YEARNED😫
this music lowkey fire
recap of the entire show is timed so well i really needed this
"mutual sacrifice" ...yeah
YELLOW MENTIONED🤑🤑🤑
yeah we know we were all there
game of suicide chess goes so hard
☹️💔☹️LILY☹️💔☹️
okay yeah we all remember this
i think he just loves the sound of his own voice
yayyy darkworld :3
"a shade of yellow that i hadn't seen before" me when i look in the toilet after three cokes
"every bite of faust you made me take" BRO its still arthurs body like last time i checked you didn't control the mouth. and thank god for that
"all the things you TOOK from me👺" oh FUCK OFF hypocrite
the doomed yaoi levels are off the charts
kayne😡 HHHNHNGNGGRRR🏍️
KAYNEE :333333333
OH this is their deal waittt fire
i missed kayne so much my husband came home from the war
you'd kissssss himmm :3
put your arthur where your mouth is
like but why is he mad coz didnt they both sacrifice themselves in that moment
OH OH OH WHAT 😦 WHAT
i think we're gonna have to kill this guy hastur
who is eric bro
NOOOOO GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER:(
who the fuck is eric
"how about another😋😋"
this is lowk my dream arthur lester ragdoll simulator infinite arthurs infinite blenders
yayyy! 🥳 more of this please
hes evil bro pretending to save them
would you still love me if i killed you infinitely in a myriad of ways
oh hes different! better keep him in the box he'll be worth a lot of money in 20 years
did this one still have faroe
oughh he didnt go through the horrors😞
hiii! :333👋
wait what
kaaaayne? yeah kayne
NOOOO :( daniel :(
is it faroe :( AAAA FAROE:(💔
HER 18TH???? SHE GREW UP??😦
OHHH crying sobbing killing myself
oh this music is fiiireeee
see how even when she's not in the lighter, she still inspires empathy
:(( guys i cant believe faroe grew up😞 a win for podcast daughters
you killed him to protect faroe?😟
HASTUR DARLING😛
arthurs dont grow on trees😋
you Miss him bro? :/
john doe malevolent you might be irredeemable
THAT was their deal😟
yeah feign amnesia its fine
you'll be back to toxic yaoi in no-time🙂↕️
HAHA he never died vro
what do you even do in this situation HAHA like how would you react💀
that ship dynamic like 'gets killed in every loop' and 'has to witness it every time' but he's also the one doing it
BEACH ! beach episode! :3
silent treatment bro
"you haven't spoken in a while" yeah because you wouldnt shut up
haha yeah i killed every single version of you across the multiverse but we're like cool right?🙃
YEAHHH fuck him up get MAD!!!!! DIVORCE its so justified‼️
"if you were in my shoes, would you forgive" NO! ???no absolutely not HAHA😭 its so over like
oh arthur please dont take the moral high ground like i know we've gone through the character development but a crashout would be SO justified rn
bro we're only 20 minutes in
if you squint REALLY hard this could be a parallel to the 'how many did you kill' hospital scene
ohhh i dont know,,, six or seven..
HAHAAAA HWARARTRRT WHAAT TENS OFTHOUSANDS😳 OH ITS SO JOEVER
YEAH CRASH OUT GO APESHIT‼️
"where i have My Life" :( :( :(
this is straight up so unforgivable like this is the worst thing he couldve possibly done john doe malevolent you are actually irredeemable
like lowkey i dont think we can come back from this.. their first divorce was when john taunted him about faroes death and look where we ended up😟
but this was Before they learned about the multiverse right..
HAHAA WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO THIS IN SITUATION😭😭😭
"it wasn't me" KILL YOURSELF BRO LIKE ACTUALLY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
okay that's true kayne gave him the gun but john lowk pulled the trigger. like a million times
"he wanted this one to hurt" and by god it does
YEAH DONT FORGIVE HIM LITERALLY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THING EVER
literally no reason for him to do that too because they were already oomfs by that point
dni john doe malevolent
this like how you just cant domesticate a wild animal like those people that have leopards as pets and the next day they're in the news because their little simba got hungry
NO NO NO STOP FORGIVING HIM STOP HUMANIZING HIS ACTIONS IM ACTUALLY SO DONE WITH HIM
NO!! THATS NOT WHATS HAPPENING RN HES LOWK EVIL👺
WHAT! NO ! CRASH OUT
WHAT?!!!!! what kinda logic is that! arthur lester u are too humanitypilled
STOP literally stop spinning this into a positive light
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
nah come on
NO! he DOESNT deserve this
okay im actually done with these boys can the show end already
"no 😄 we're not :)" ougughh😕
no like this is actually unforgivable you can't just crash out for 2 minutes and then move on
i dont even care anymore bro i cant pay attention to this anymore
wait omg white scar mentioned :3
sigh *unzips*
"leaving this place means we dont have to be stuck together anymore" yeah thank god lets never speak to eachother again
oh :( he'll get his sight back :(
"i'd be lying if i said it felt like Home" YOU DID SAY THAT fucking prick
WHAT stop being yaoi u guys STILL don't wanna seperate?? like at all??
we're only halfway through we're actually so cooked
"too many variables" yeah you hate those, dont you
they're getting bottom surgery
oh ew
😕oh
its the slay the princess cabin
oh they're back in the netherlands
can we just go in already
okayyyy,, go on
daniel☹️
where is ethan winters
fractured😕
okay that's a cool image
hello!! new guy
is this another larson character
they're aura farming
awww i like them
"im sure you're used to being in the dark" are u calling him stupid or just blind
"i can't see" yeah well welcome to my world
HAHA oh they're so losers
kellin mentioned!
i still think the dollmaker chill asf
"you can hear him too?" bruh you been saying Us and We the entire time. also in the dreamlands he had a body
clothes off😋😋😋😋
"i prefer to keep them on" you've literally been running around naked since you got here
oh ya i forgot about the scar wait
LMAO he forgot the dollmaker can hear him
they're getting bottom surgery!!!
"i've grown rather used to this old body:)" "me too" ok literally who asked you. the guy nobody invited
arthur lester scar map will NOT be affected‼️🎉
oh ! 😃
OKAYYY CHILL CHILL😟
yeah shut up john
make a gofundme for your bottom surgery
"you want me to KILL someone?😰" ohhh we've done it before
tonight we let the autism talk that malevolent episode was so deltarune coded
when the light is running low and the shadows start to grow and the places that you know seem like fantasy there's a light inside your soul thats still shining in the cold with the truth, the promise in our hearts dont forget i'm with you in the dark
HOW KRIS AND ARTHUR SERVE AS VESSELS WITH JOHN AND THE RED SOUL BEING THEIR GUIDE
THE FACT BOTH CANNOT MOVE ON WITH EACH OTHER BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE THEY ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER (the closet scene in deltarune and jarthur divorces)
tonight we let the autism talk that malevolent episode was so deltarune coded
when the light is running low and the shadows start to grow and the places that you know seem like fantasy there's a light inside your soul thats still shining in the cold with the truth, the promise in our hearts dont forget i'm with you in the dark
HOW KRIS AND ARTHUR SERVE AS VESSELS WITH JOHN AND THE RED SOUL BEING THEIR GUIDE
THE FACT BOTH CANNOT MOVE ON WITH EACH OTHER BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE THEY ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER (the closet scene in deltarune and jarthur divorces)
tonight we let the autism talk that malevolent episode was so deltarune coded
when the light is running low and the shadows start to grow and the places that you know seem like fantasy there's a light inside your soul thats still shining in the cold with the truth, the promise in our hearts dont forget i'm with you in the dark
HOW KRIS AND ARTHUR SERVE AS VESSELS WITH JOHN AND THE RED SOUL BEING THEIR GUIDE
THE FACT BOTH CANNOT MOVE ON WITH EACH OTHER BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE THEY ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER (the closet scene in deltarune and jarthur divorces)
tonight we let the autism talk that malevolent episode was so deltarune coded
when the light is running low and the shadows start to grow and the places that you know seem like fantasy there's a light inside your soul thats still shining in the cold with the truth, the promise in our hearts dont forget i'm with you in the dark
GUYS guys okay look i know im super late to the punch with this one but IN MY DEFENSE i've been sooo deltarune pilled lately. also i was procrastinating on listening to this because i heard everyone was drawing arthur naked. but im doing it now!!
👺AD👺
ORTHOR
are they like buried alive or something
omg they are
what the hell bro
i love when arthur combats his fears with pure anger
???him???
HAHA whats going on bro
YO CHILL😭
was that antoine or something
NOOOO theyre divorced again :((
wait we dont have the lighter
not even his clothes came with them but the lighter somehow did
wait can he see or something
CAN HE???
WAIT WHAT WHO WHAT
was it antoine
ohhh its a domain of the slaughtered
oh god😟
is the lighter keeping them grounded
"your left arm" you mean YOUR left arm, john
omggg teehee white scar after dying trope
coz hes not the king anymore. or he has arthur to keep him grounded
let go of her☹️ probably
three graves mmm
crack theory is arthur one of the three soldiers
eugh😕
whats with these vine booms nothings happening
WHAT EW
ai generated building
ONE PIECE???🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
oh YEAH he touched the body
"i'm dead" 😃oh
"birthed" ew
okay so it's like every tma domain combined
"there are no hanged men ahead" small blessings
GUYSSS i can't believe we're in the DARK WORLD finally this is so exciting
bro keeps trying to solve this with earth logic
this that invisible titan they were talking about in nightvale
how much is the rent here u think
"this land IS death, incarnate" HARD
"we may have always been here, he as well" oh:(
ooohh i like the echo
lighter in the mouth is so hot
ooohh new music its like faroes song but with only like one ingredient of it
i dont really know whats going on
ohh barbed wire😟😟😟
OHH GROSS DUDE
its like rapunzels tower but evil
😨😨MAN😨😨
god what the hell
OHH WHAT NO
the lighter bro🥀 they'll get violent again
YEAH SEE
the implications of this are really funny like if faroe is the lighter and its also stopping them from divorcing . they really are staying together for the kids
"a bell😦" "why👺"
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
omggg a creatureeee😋😋
NOO NOT A CENTIPEDE BRO
OH WHAT😨😨
did they retreat coz theyre scared of something else
WHAT WHAT WAS THAT
NOOO WHAT
ermmm hes right behind us isnt he
he's stimming
WYM LUNGE FORWARD
dont tell me thats the grim reaper
YO CHILL CHILLLLL
what the hell is happening bro
why doesnt the big man eat the little man
oh is it a zombie or something
are we gonna sacrifice that guy
WHAT HAHA this is like that image
WHAT BRO
can we stop mentioning that they're naked
its not affecting arthur coz he has a human soul and is filled with determination or something
HE IS A ZOMBIE i knew it
OKAY MAYBE NOT😰😰
what the fuck bro
yo this guy can talk
dude i dont really think theres a goal in this place
"i'm not dead" chat does he know
oh this is crazayy
"something wants your attention" ohh😕
so long gay bowser
john can hear it too mmm
ohhh we're so clueless
"some cannot be saved, some don't want to be saved" new affirmation unlocked
OOOOHHH DEVASTATING FAROES SONG WHEN "what else may be here"
she's definitely here bro and we're not gonna be able to save her
"buried beast in slumber" ok vro
OH IT REALLY IS ALL THE DOMAINS
the bell is like our northern star rn
ohghhghh thats not good
these r like the krills in sky cotl
feel like the bell is probably a trap
we gotta eat the elephant with this one
"i dont wanna know" YEAH
"hoist yourself up, and over" teehee
omg minecraft soulsand
omg this is peak wait
omg whatNO WAY NO WAYYY
KELLIN NO WAYYY HIIIII HIII :333
okay class what does kellin represent in the story .OH HE REMEMBERS US
:(((( oh this is devastating :(
WHAT HAHA NO that was an accident
"what is there to be angry at. you're dead now" chat does he KNOW
probably the king right . or kayne idk
yellow light huh
is it gonna pounce
IT IS LIKE SKY COTL
YEAH POUNCE omg no way
oh god😟😟😟😟😟
YO WHAT WHAT WHAT
NARRRR this is fucked
-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
mmMMM the direction of the bell ://
why didnt arthur just move tho like
"it was" beautiful?😕 "beautiful" yep
YEAHHH you cant beat it but you dont have to let it win
was the citadel of bones carcosa
"i forgave you, i still forgive you" :( :(
YEAHHH spill the beans
:( :( :( :( ☹️☹️ :( MAN
"we've both done some truly terrible things" :( :( i like that they mentioned eddie tho
YO CHILL YO CHILL WHAT
can't these boys have a moment of peace
all the men chasing us r wearing masks
how has this lighter not run out of fluid
😟😟😟ermmm
"i think we're gonna have to kill this guy arthur" "damn"
whys he so kellin core
STAB EMMMM💥💥💥
wait huh the lighter ??
omg OH some can be saved
ohhh we can cure the people with the lighter
"how did you know" "i didn't. but we had to try" :( oh :( :(
WHAT WHO
YOOOO NO WAY NO WAYYYY
:( omg what the hel l:( ohhw ☹️
"she spoke lovingly of you" 🥀🥀
AUGHGGG he died in the war bro
sobbing
so whats the rule here some people cant hear the bell and some people hear something else
"i will never leave the war, the war will never leave me" GOD🥀🥀
guess this guy can't be saved
CLOTHES‼️‼️‼️‼️
wuh oh . that radioactive beam gave us skin cancer
tis NOT but a scratch
😕 the doll maker 😕
do you think the thing in the dreamlands will come back when we gave the forest our pinky finger but it was actually more than they wanted and john said Maybe they owe us a favor now
"nothing in this place wants to help"
the light is SPECIAL aughgghh☹️
"everything depends on me" ok vro
"i was just following orders" :(
so when we write to marie are we gonna tell her her son is trapped in an eternal war . or that he loves her okay that works
"make sure you lie to her" :( oh 😟
god⚡peed
JESUS feel like i just ran a marathon
it's interesting tho that the radio static effect is still there. which could mean nothing😃😃
GUYS guys okay look i know im super late to the punch with this one but IN MY DEFENSE i've been sooo deltarune pilled lately. also i was procrastinating on listening to this because i heard everyone was drawing arthur naked. but im doing it now!!
👺AD👺
ORTHOR
are they like buried alive or something
omg they are
what the hell bro
i love when arthur combats his fears with pure anger
???him???
HAHA whats going on bro
YO CHILL😭
was that antoine or something
NOOOO theyre divorced again :((
wait we dont have the lighter
not even his clothes came with them but the lighter somehow did
wait can he see or something
CAN HE???
WAIT WHAT WHO WHAT
was it antoine
ohhh its a domain of the slaughtered
oh god😟
is the lighter keeping them grounded
"your left arm" you mean YOUR left arm, john
omggg teehee white scar after dying trope
coz hes not the king anymore. or he has arthur to keep him grounded
let go of her☹️ probably
three graves mmm
crack theory is arthur one of the three soldiers
eugh😕
whats with these vine booms nothings happening
WHAT EW
ai generated building
ONE PIECE???🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
oh YEAH he touched the body
"i'm dead" 😃oh
"birthed" ew
okay so it's like every tma domain combined
"there are no hanged men ahead" small blessings
GUYSSS i can't believe we're in the DARK WORLD finally this is so exciting
bro keeps trying to solve this with earth logic
this that invisible titan they were talking about in nightvale
how much is the rent here u think
"this land IS death, incarnate" HARD
"we may have always been here, he as well" oh:(
ooohh i like the echo
lighter in the mouth is so hot
ooohh new music its like faroes song but with only like one ingredient of it
i dont really know whats going on
ohh barbed wire😟😟😟
OHH GROSS DUDE
its like rapunzels tower but evil
😨😨MAN😨😨
god what the hell
OHH WHAT NO
the lighter bro🥀 they'll get violent again
YEAH SEE
the implications of this are really funny like if faroe is the lighter and its also stopping them from divorcing . they really are staying together for the kids
"a bell😦" "why👺"
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
omggg a creatureeee😋😋
NOO NOT A CENTIPEDE BRO
OH WHAT😨😨
did they retreat coz theyre scared of something else
WHAT WHAT WAS THAT
NOOO WHAT
ermmm hes right behind us isnt he
he's stimming
WYM LUNGE FORWARD
dont tell me thats the grim reaper
YO CHILL CHILLLLL
what the hell is happening bro
why doesnt the big man eat the little man
oh is it a zombie or something
are we gonna sacrifice that guy
WHAT HAHA this is like that image
WHAT BRO
can we stop mentioning that they're naked
its not affecting arthur coz he has a human soul and is filled with determination or something
HE IS A ZOMBIE i knew it
OKAY MAYBE NOT😰😰
what the fuck bro
yo this guy can talk
dude i dont really think theres a goal in this place
"i'm not dead" chat does he know
oh this is crazayy
"something wants your attention" ohh😕
so long gay bowser
john can hear it too mmm
ohhh we're so clueless
"some cannot be saved, some don't want to be saved" new affirmation unlocked
OOOOHHH DEVASTATING FAROES SONG WHEN "what else may be here"
she's definitely here bro and we're not gonna be able to save her
"buried beast in slumber" ok vro
OH IT REALLY IS ALL THE DOMAINS
the bell is like our northern star rn
ohghhghh thats not good
these r like the krills in sky cotl
feel like the bell is probably a trap
we gotta eat the elephant with this one
"i dont wanna know" YEAH
"hoist yourself up, and over" teehee
omg minecraft soulsand
omg this is peak wait
omg whatNO WAY NO WAYYY
KELLIN NO WAYYY HIIIII HIII :333
okay class what does kellin represent in the story .OH HE REMEMBERS US
:(((( oh this is devastating :(
WHAT HAHA NO that was an accident
"what is there to be angry at. you're dead now" chat does he KNOW
probably the king right . or kayne idk
yellow light huh
is it gonna pounce
IT IS LIKE SKY COTL
YEAH POUNCE omg no way
oh god😟😟😟😟😟
YO WHAT WHAT WHAT
NARRRR this is fucked
-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
mmMMM the direction of the bell ://
why didnt arthur just move tho like
"it was" beautiful?😕 "beautiful" yep
YEAHHH you cant beat it but you dont have to let it win
was the citadel of bones carcosa
"i forgave you, i still forgive you" :( :(
YEAHHH spill the beans
:( :( :( :( ☹️☹️ :( MAN
"we've both done some truly terrible things" :( :( i like that they mentioned eddie tho
YO CHILL YO CHILL WHAT
can't these boys have a moment of peace
all the men chasing us r wearing masks
how has this lighter not run out of fluid
😟😟😟ermmm
"i think we're gonna have to kill this guy arthur" "damn"
whys he so kellin core
STAB EMMMM💥💥💥
wait huh the lighter ??
omg OH some can be saved
ohhh we can cure the people with the lighter
"how did you know" "i didn't. but we had to try" :( oh :( :(
WHAT WHO
YOOOO NO WAY NO WAYYYY
:( omg what the hel l:( ohhw ☹️
"she spoke lovingly of you" 🥀🥀
AUGHGGG he died in the war bro
sobbing
so whats the rule here some people cant hear the bell and some people hear something else
"i will never leave the war, the war will never leave me" GOD🥀🥀
guess this guy can't be saved
CLOTHES‼️‼️‼️‼️
wuh oh . that radioactive beam gave us skin cancer
tis NOT but a scratch
😕 the doll maker 😕
do you think the thing in the dreamlands will come back when we gave the forest our pinky finger but it was actually more than they wanted and john said Maybe they owe us a favor now
"nothing in this place wants to help"
the light is SPECIAL aughgghh☹️
"everything depends on me" ok vro
"i was just following orders" :(
so when we write to marie are we gonna tell her her son is trapped in an eternal war . or that he loves her okay that works
"make sure you lie to her" :( oh 😟
god⚡peed
JESUS feel like i just ran a marathon
it's interesting tho that the radio static effect is still there. which could mean nothing😃😃
