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encounteratnearpoint

TOP 5 MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS ABOUT CAPTAIN PICARD:

Is he GAY? Is he ALIVE? Is he GAY? Is he DEAD? Is he GAY?

aphrostiel

may i offer some kiradax

leaky-port-nacelle

Thinking about that very first Trill episode in TNG where Dr. Crusher fell in love with a man and then he died and his symbiont was passed to a woman and she was like "anyway Bev, shall we continue" and Beverly stared down the camera to say "I wish my world was ready for that" in a way that definitely meant "I wish I could be gay" but in story technically had to mean "you changing bodies is too confusing for me"

But anyway, at least we know that Beverly's answer to "would you love me if I were a worm" is a politically charged "the studio wouldn't let me"

cowboyjimkirk

bonus:

#she'll never admit it but she loves her friends :((#voy

kuviraissues

posting this separately because i color my sketches once a year

#okayyyyy hi women #voy

deepspacescully

i truly believe in order to make peak star trek again you simply have to get a cast of actors who have only done theatre and nothing else. you can have one token TV Guy if you wish. but so help me god i need those aliens doing shakespeare up there

improbable-warden

Kathryn Janeway saying "ma'am will do in a crunch but I prefer captain" and then being called ma'am by several senior officers for 7 seasons is like being NB and saying "I use they/them but I am not going to get mad if you mess up sometimes" and then some people never stop using the wrong pronouns.

#voy #oh captain janeway. i love you #i need to rewatch voyager actually

lenin-it-to-win-it

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

#ds9

tlirsgender

It's really crazy living in freaky autistic lesbian eroticism world & observing the things straight people don't count as sex

tlirsgender

Straight people think sex is piv and literally nothing else & I'm like. Sex is whatever you want it to be. Sex is a state of mind

tlirsgender

"Hand stuff doesn't count as sex" sometimes sex is when you're fully clothed and biting each other

tlirsgender

[ID: a tag from @peniscursed that reads, "#worf to geordi in that one s1 tng episode" /end ID]

The freaky autistic lesbians & Worf

#when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you you include worf in that? the girls the gays and worf too if that's not too #much trouble thanks guys

theentertainmentfeed

a-most-beloved-fool

I think possibly the funniest trait to give Dr. Leonard McCoy, the CMO on the One ship in the 'fleet which has both Vulcan and Terran crewmembers, would be red-green colorblind.

Spock & Kirk both walk into sickbay covered in blood & he squints at them like, "Whose blood is that. Which one of you is dying. Are you BOTH dying?"

#wait fuck that's so funny #tos

respocked

I love that in TOS Spock is always refered to as Mr. Spock. Bc indeed it's Mister Spock to you!! They should have been calling T'Pol Ms. T'Pol as well. Put some respect on her name. Call her Ma'am, white boy

#SPEAK!#ent