it's hard out here for a bitch

Make-up Enthusiast. Hairstylist. Werebitch. I love to Netflix, Hulu, vape, cook and be a trend whore.

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[grannypantiesnchill]

😭

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[ohnahchill]

This shit is hilarious 😂

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[ohenieledam]

What

[alethiomancer]

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

[thetaiwanesedartjob]

Then I must be hella fucked cause this is some quality theater right here

[androginking]

In the game of Salem, if you’re the “witch” you have to lie and trick your way into convincing people you’re not the witch to make it to the end of the game alive. I just didn’t think @toomuchducky would resort to the savage lengths of making me concerned for his well being to get there.

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[purgethesoul-blog]

Kim K freebies

So I hacked my game a while back with the sole intent of unlocking all the pretty wardrobe items…. Does anybody want the same without the hassle of hacking? Follow me, message me your Game Centre name, and I’ll gift you the entire male/female wardrobe. I’m feeling generous 😍

[romulusxeatsxremus]

Omg is this for real? If it is my GC is romulusxeatsxremus

[neontacos]

Hope is an artist just like her dad

[girlmeetssterek]

Klaus has really been locked up in a cave for five years and he still looks good as fuck.

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

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[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

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[clonerightsagenda]

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Just fine.

[cvasquez]

Oh my….lol

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[a-beautiful-nobody-deactivated2]

so hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.