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My roommate asking me: why do you have cordless drill
Me: what would I use cordless drill for, really...
Me (inside my head): I have it because I'm not a bloody princess and I do shit with it. And I don't need man for it. I can cook and drill. And you my dear lovely roommate can not do shit on your own so the most important thing for you was always to get a man
Polish Gothic
There’s a church in your village. It’s large enough to house thousands of people, even though no more than a hundred live in the area. No one’s ever seen the priest. The bells ring every Sunday.
There’s a church in every village. No one knows who builds them, or when. There are more churches than people. They started replacing houses. You fear that one day your house will be replaced too.
On Sundays, the church bells start ringing as soon as the sun rises. They don’t stop til midnight. Sometimes, they don’t stop at all. There’s always a church bell ringing in the distance. You cover your ears and pretend not to hear.
Your train stops in the middle of a field. Minutes turn into hours and it starts getting dark outside, but you’re too afraid to leave your compartment to see what’s wrong. You lock the door and cover the windows, hoping that the thing in the train won’t find you.
There is a statue of a forgotten god in the city center, nearly invisible between shopping malls and office buildings. It fascinates the foreign tourists; there’s always a thick crowd of them surrounding it, laughing and touching the centuries old stone. The natives know better. They duck their heads and quicken their step when they pass it.
You think you remember seeing a sparrow once, when you were little. It might have been a dream, though. Nowadays, there is nothing but thousands and thousands of crows.
Your grandmother is afraid of them. The crows are spies. They cannot be trusted.
In the summer, you visit your cousins in the countryside. Something very old lives in the forest next to their property. Your cousin tells you the sounds you heard in the night were just pine martens playing on the roof, and you try to believe him.
Educational fairs are held on old pagan holidays. The organizers claim their purpose is teaching people about their Slavic heritage. You wonder if anyone else notices that the offerings to the old gods they make are real.
Your great uncle used to own a forest. The trees started dying when the casket with his body was lowered to the ground.
Your grandfather sleeps with a loaded antique gun under his pillow. “They will come,” he says when you ask him why. “They will come and take everything from us again.”
You go to church every Sunday. The sermon has always been the same; you know the words by heart. “Soon they will come, and they will take everything from us.” You still do not know who “they” are.
An old lady lives alone in a hut in the middle of the forest. You do her grocery shopping every now and then. In exchange, she protects you from the things lurking between the trees.
Only a small percent of the old salt mine in Wieliczka is available for tourists. They come up with new excuse each season - the rest is being renovated, or uninteresting, or not adapted for sightseeing yet. Your grandfather was a miner, so you know the truth. Whatever lives in the salt mine should not be disturbed.
You drive for hours. Every small town you pass looks exactly the same. The same old man crosses the street in front of your car each time you enter a new area, and each time you look down, careful not to meet his eyes.
The weather is changing. The winters are getting colder and harsher, the summers hotter and dryer. Your parents claim that there was another season called “spring” once, but you don’t believe them. A few years ago, tornadoes started appearing. You wonder which forgotten god demands attention.
One day, the giant in the mountains will wake up.
aż mnie dreszcz przeleciał
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
got invested in Sterek to much
Trump Star
uhuhuhuu
Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows
I’d be interested to see how the trashcans determine if something is a cigarette.
I remember a story of a city that tried to do this with just any litter. And the crows quickly learned that both actual trash and NORMAL ROCKS would both work for getting treats. So they would spend hours just filling the cans with rocks.
So, the trashcans for this project need to be smart enough to handle the chaotic genius of crows.
how about startup to teach people to not throw cigarette butts everywhere??
but i suppose one cannot expect this kind of effort from smokers - people who poison himself and everyone around them
Dear People Who Smoke
I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE.
At least in Poland it's illegall to smoke at bus/train stops
Reblog if you’ve ever read fan-fiction that actually set the bar higher.
storm mood
This is never not funny
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
trying out passwords
let me update it a little
How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.
I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!
7, but i’m an art student so
0but I’m graphic designer and/so I have high quality screen
if wendy maximoff’s stupid ass would have just killed vision at the beginning of the movie and destroyed the mind stone, thanos and his crew would not have invaded wakanda. wakanda would not have been destroyed! but no she’s so in love with a microwave that she would choose him over the entire world. like full offense but there are actual lives at stake. fuck your robot. KILL HIM
Okoye was ready so run her man through with a spear for Wakanda but Wanda couldn’t take out a microwave for the whole world???
How about this: they could destroy time stone and then there is no need to kill Vision and there is no way for Thanos to go back in time and take the Mind Stone anyway.
This movie is one big nonsense and to much action and not enough plot or sth
Robert Downey jr by Michael Muller (2012)
HOW MANY SEBASTIAN STAN FANS ARE ON TUMBLR ? REBLOG IF YOU ARE ONE
The most beautiful man in the world
I wish I was joking. New England pls :(
I get new spring coat. It's still to cold to wear it. Like 0°C
Next day 25°C
This coat looks lovely in my closed.
i’m shaking
I know u all look at the armor, but do u see that ass...
yes u do :D
the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.
Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?
About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.
Just hoping you are as excited going with men to matches...